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# Sort of Well-Playedish, Paz? I Don't Even Know
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sort-of-well-playedish-paz-i-dont-even-know-04-2011/
- Published: 2011-04-25T16:00:11.000Z
- Updated: 2011-04-26T20:31:54.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Dialogues, Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

PAZ DE LA HUERTA: Benicio, [I hear you're impregnating people](https://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20481003,00.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). And by "people," I mean, "Kimberly Stewart, in a development even *People* magazine called 'random." When PEOPLE thinks you are random, you have been TRULY AND COMPLETELY RANDOM.

BENICIO DEL TORO: Paz, [I hear you're getting sued/facing criminal charge brought by bit players on *The City*. ](https://gawker.com/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io#!5793517/paz-de-la-huertas-excuse-for-assault-im-a-real-actress-hbo)Whom you -- SPEAKING OF RANDOM -- tried to beat up. In the presence of Lindsay Lohan.

PAZ: You know what this means, right?

BENICIO: We blow this joint and take our party on the road?

PAZ: BINGO. You're sexy, I'm violent, and we both look good. REALITY SHOW.

BENICIO: On one condition. Don't ever leave your red lipstick at home again.

PAZ: Deal.