Space Jam Legacy

Zendaya in Moschino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (12209839ax) Zendaya 'Space Jam: A New Legacy' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Jul 2021

Law implied this outfit was inspired by the colors in Lola Bunny's short-shorts basketball uniform (Zendaya voices her in the movie). I will accept that logic even if I think that shirt looks like Yosemite Sam's headache after Bugs whacks him in the head with a crowbar.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (12210463ea) Zendaya 'Space Jam: A New Legacy' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Jul 2021

However: Let us all agree that we want to see Zendaya star in a zesty '60s caper, Audrey Hepburn-style.

Sonequa Martin-Green in St. John

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (12209839n) Sonequa Martin-Green 'Space Jam: A New Legacy' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Jul 2021

This does not look BAD on her, but I will always wonder if this is a coat she wanted to wear so badly, that she enlisted a belt to help PRETEND it's a dress.

Nneka Ogwumike

Nneka plays for the LA Sparks (and also lends her voice to the film) and I would like this outfit 85 percent better if it were not satin.

Connie Britton

This is suave, and she's doing the best job of pulling off those aviators-as-spectacles out of anyone. Jennifer Aniston really needs to give them up.

Maddie Ziegler in D&G

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (12209839s) Maddie Ziegler 'Space Jam: A New Legacy' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Jul 2021

I feel like... she is dressed to audition for the dance team, not to sit in a theater and watch a Looney Tunes movie. Zendaya's was short, but hers also somehow felt playful. This feels... a little foxy for a cartoon movie to which all the NBA stars brought their kids.

Mackenzie Ziegler

This is extremely silly but at least it feels occasion-appropriate.

Khris Davis

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (12209839ah) Chris Davis 'Space Jam: A New Legacy' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Jul 2021

He is handsome AND dapper.

LeBron James

LeBron's pants don't fit, right? And his jacket also might be a tad shrunken, right? HOW has LeBron not found the best tailor in all of LA by now?

John Legend

Maybe LeBron is taking bad advice from John Legend. Those pants ALSO do not look like they fit.

G-Eazy

G-Eazy has figured out that the crusty elderly blogger won't bitch about the length of his pants if she can't even completely tell when they stop.

Chris Bosh and Adrienne Williams

Collared shirts the world over are like, "Wait, we're pashminas now? We're wraps now? YOU ONLY NEED 10 PERCENT OF US???"

Bridgid Coulder, Don Cheadle

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/Shutterstock (12210476m) Bridgid Coulter and Don Cheadle 'Space Jam: A New Legacy' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Jul 2021

Everyone here is present and accounted for, and I am happy to see it.

Anthony Davis

Sorry, Anthony, but your adorable moppet steals this show.

Rachel Lindsay

I could live with the puffy practical sneakers, if she just had snazzy accessories. Where are the bracelets for that left arm?

Salt and Pepa

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (12210463k) Sandra Denton 'Space Jam: A New Legacy' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Jul 2021

I'm just glad Salt and Pepa are still out there seasoning our lives.