Lea Michele in Zuhair Murad
It's been a while since Lea wore something this Liza-adjacent, because she's been promoting The Mayor (in which she's charming) and I think channeling her more buttoned-up character. If you're going to let your sequins hang out, the CMAs is as good a plae as any. But HOW did those hairy sleeves not annoy the hell out of her all night? There's no way she didn't get them caught in her drink any fewer than six times.
Kellie Pickler in Pamella Roland
Whereas this looks like she's a contestant on Swamp Thing's season of The Bachelor, but I also think it's kicky and arguably a better version of what Lea was doing.
Miranda Lambert in Tony Ward
Okay, this isn't HUGELY sparkly, but it's THERE. Miranda always seems a little underwhelmed by the proceedings, or perhaps bored by having to dress up and play demure. I wonder what she'd wear if no dress code were imposed.
Ruby Rose in August Getty
Once I realized those are her tats, and not part of the dress: HOT DAMN, that is gorgeous, and she looks amazing. I don't know why she was there but I hope it was to release a new country single with Garth Brooks or something.
lindsay Ell
That looks great on her, but I wish I could scoot the slit off to the side. This version is never anyone's friend.
Meghan Linsey
Unflattering, and also desperate to show the world her support system.
Pam Tillis
"This is how it's done, pet. Take notes."
Jennifer Nettles
I have no f'ing idea what is happening on her hip. It's like... a cutout, a G, and a bowl of soup. Wait, I've GOT IT. She's coming out with a line of diet gazpacho.