Seth Green
I didn't find any pics I could use of him on Buffy, but here he is in the second Austin Powers movie, playing Dr. Evil's spawn. MEMORIES. I'm sure many of the people who clamored for this slideshow wish they were that skunk right now, clutched warmly in his tender fist.
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Hey look, it's Wilmer Valderrama! Remember that guy? Remember how he was dating Lindsay Lohan and then he dumped her and it allegedly sort of broke her? I wonder if he was embarrassed by that, or if he took it as a kind of compliment, like, "Hey, my wilmer is so magical that losing it made her INSANE."
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Seth Green ALSO knows Scarlett Johansson, unless who he knows is Brigitte Nielsen and this was just an awkward mistake.
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Seth Green and... Tara Lipinski? Sure! Man, I hope they secret-dated.
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One of these things is not like the other one. And, despite the best efforts of the late nineties, that thing is Matthew Lillard. Seth Green is a successful actor/voice actor and producer, Dax Shepard is on Parenthood and is engaged to Kristen Bell, and Matthew Lillard is... hopefully happy and healthy and able to put dinner on the table, but otherwise kind of off the radar. Safe to say, I think, that he shouldn't have worn that thong in Summer Catch...
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Here, at the Without a Paddle premiere, Seth seems morose. As if he either regrets not bringing a paddle, or regrets being in Without a Paddle.
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Tiny Mohawk!
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Buzz cut! And a stirring inner monologue, apparently.
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This is so furry. It's like he's a walking plushie. Very lupine.
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Oh, yes, bring out your wolf, Seth.
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That Robot Chicken chicken looks like it works at Medieval Times.
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Seth Green with bonus Carmen Electra! Now, they're roughly the same height, but she's wearing heels. Does that mean in real life she's, like, 4 foot 10? That's ALMOST illegal for riding in a car without a booster seat.
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Oh, Seth. It's okay. Be proud of your man-purse -- sorry, European carryall.
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Please excuse Seth. He thought he'd misplaced his wife's boobs and had to go look for them.
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Well, once you're pals with a Storm Trooper, you know you've made it. And in case anyone thinks all this snark is me ragging on Seth Green, by the way, it's not -- I always thought he seemed like he'd be a total piss to go get a beer with, and this picture only confirms that. ESPECIALLY if he brings Faceless back there with him.
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Seth Green kindly poses with two less-famous actresses, whom you might remember as -- left to right -- Kaylie Cruz's anorexic model friend from Make It Or Break It, and Amanda Bynes' BFF from She's The Man. Oh my God, I feel like I really need a Seth Green DVD commentary for that movie. Please, universe, make that happen somehow. ESPECIALLY if it's the first time he's ever seen it.
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Seth, I think there are some nice over-the-counter salves for that.
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And here he is today, looking almost the same as he did lo those many years ago. Seth Green is apparently ageless. Wait, is that a werewolf trait? I mean, I'm just saying...