> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Parties - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-parties/ - Published: 2017-02-21T19:30:46.000Z - Updated: 2017-02-21T07:51:12.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49 ## Ashley Graham ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642145034_master-1487655769.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 16: Ashley Graham attends Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 NYC launch event at Center415 Event Space on February 16, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) This is really rather fabulous on her. I can't tell whether or not she can BREATHE in it? But it looks great. ## Ashley Graham ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642485480_master-1487655861.jpg) HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 17: SI Swimsuit model Ashley Graham at the VIBES by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 launch festival on February 17, 2017 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) Whereas this is a bit more Kim Kardashian to me. Tight AND short AND see-through AND cold-shoulder AND some cleav. Too many ingredients in that cake. ## Ashley Graham ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642823460_master-1487655964.jpg) HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 18: SI Swimsuit model Ashley Graham attends the VIBES by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 launch festival on February 18, 2017 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Rick Kern/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) I can't with this. Actually, I joked that there were no swimsuits here, but you COULD turn this into an old-fashioned bathing costume. But this is easily the worst of the three things she's worn in here. ## Chrissy Teigen in Dries van Noten ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642225936_master-1487655848.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 16: Chrissy Teigen attends the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 Launch Event - Outside Arrivals at Center415 Event Space on February 16, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images) Chrissy is REALLY into thigh boots; she wore a beige pair also recently. They're a little aggressive for my taste -- and the peek of toe is absurd -- but I guess if she wasn't in the mood to wear pants with her bathrobe, she had to do SOMETHING. ## Chrissy Teigen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642488290_master-1487655897.jpg) HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 17: SI Swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen at the VIBES by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 launch festial on February 17, 2017 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) Intriguing. The skirts is actually DESIGNED to look like she had to tie a jacket around her waist. ## Kate Upton in Versace ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642145586_master-1487655801.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 16: Kate Upton attends Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 NYC launch event at Center415 Event Space on February 16, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) Sure! Why not. Actually, that's pretty cute -- yes, it's very Boobs Legsly, but this is a Sports Illustrated party. Boobs Lesgly as a concept is pretty much this issue's patron saint; I'm impressed she went so formal as to deploy a jacket. It's all good on her. ## Kate Upton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642485488_master-1487655873.jpg) HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 17: SI Swimsuit cover model Kate Upton at the VIBES by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 launch festival on February 17, 2017 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) Apparently she's REALLY into black right now. This one needed another day of tailoring in the bust. ## Kate Upton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642821678_master-1487655926.jpg) HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 18: SI Swimsuit cover model Kate Upton attends the VIBES by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 launch festival on February 18, 2017 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Rick Kern/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) She's also really into her thighs. I'm concerned her leg will go out of joint if she keeps up that pose. ## Vita Sidorkina ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642823374_master-1487655952.jpg) HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 18: SI Swimsuit model Vita Sidorkina attends the VIBES by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 launch festival on February 18, 2017 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Rick Kern/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) Wow. We have a visible bra, some kind of halter-shorts leotard, and paper-bag waist lace pants. These are truly the pieces of one of Satan's favorite jigsaws. ## Hunter McGrady ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642145580_master-1487655786.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 16: Hunter McGrady attends Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 NYC launch event at Center415 Event Space on February 16, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) And yet Vita STILL has competition for the title of Worst Pants. ## Christie Brinkley ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642156524_master-1487655818.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 16: Christie Brinkley attends Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 NYC launch event at Center415 Event Space on February 16, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) AND MORE. Christie Brinkley looks SO GOOD, generally, and she's in the freaking swimsuit issue; she has nothing to prove to anyone. She can loosen up, literally. This cockamamie outfit is going to make her the beautiful new face of Monistat. ## Christie Brinkley ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/02/gettyimages-642823504_master-1487656002.jpg) HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 18: SI Swimsuit model Christie Brinkley attends the VIBES by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 launch festival on February 18, 2017 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Rick Kern/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) MUCH better. THIS is the kind of *Dynasty* realness I'm okay with from her. ## Christie Brinkley, Sailor Brinkley Cook ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642485492_master-1487655885.jpg) HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 17: Christie Brinkley (L) and Sailor Brinkley Cook at the VIBES by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 launch festival on February 17, 2017 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) That is, I think, one of Blanche Devereaux's blouses. ## Nina Agdal ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642225912_master-1487655833.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 16: Nina Agdal attends the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 Launch Event - Outside Arrivals at Center415 Event Space on February 16, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images) This is also a bit too much. ## Nina Agdal ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642823480_master-1487655976.jpg) HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 18: SI Swimsuit model Nina Agdal attends the VIBES by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 launch festival on February 18, 2017 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Rick Kern/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) I kind of like this, though. It's like a wetsuit in a dress. ## Nina Agdal ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642703690_master-1487655914.jpg) HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 18: Nina Agdal partners with Edge Shave Gel to celebrate the launch of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue at the SI VIBES Festival on February 18, 2017 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images for Edge Shave Gel) I don't totally understand why any of this was put together, but I'll give her credit for making it look cute anyway. ## Hannah Davis Jeter ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642145014_master-1487655750.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 16: Hannah Jeter attends Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 NYC launch event at Center415 Event Space on February 16, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) This is an odd one. She looks slick, but if you glance at the cleav, the dress is putitng one of her boobs in a very different place than the other. ## Hannah Davis Jeter ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-642823496_master-1487655989.jpg) HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 18: SI Swimsuit model Hannah Jeter attends the VIBES by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017 launch festival on February 18, 2017 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Rick Kern/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated) When I was pregnant and preferred breathable fabrics, this was not QUITE what I meant. [Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue PartiesAnd much like in the issue itself, there is nary a swimsuit involved. ZING.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/02/gettyimages-642823504_master-1487656002.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-parties-02-2017/)