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# Stacy Keibfug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/stacy-keibfug-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-09T21:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-09T08:13:27.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Oh, Stacy. You are so lovely. And you're STILL DATING Intern George. Surely it hasn't come to this yet.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/spl368896_016.jpg "Stacy Keibler")](https://gofugyourself.com/stacy-keibfug-03-2012/audi-celebrates-grand-opening-of-beverly-hills-dealership-la?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Also, just a tip: When cutting the ribbon at the opening of a new Audi dealership (Clooney couldn't get you Ferrari?) with a giant pair of scissors, make sure you don't graze your ribs first. Better yet, make sure you stay home with a stomachache and leave this sort of thing to Elisabetta Canalis.

\[Photo: Splash News\]