Mark Stone

Let's start with the captain, who had a hat trick with the 1st, 5th, and 8th goals (the latter, an empty netter that finally worked). Are we to believe he has his own teeth, or that he put his piece in for the photos? Find your inner Drew Doughty, friends.

Jack Eichel, Jonathan Marchessault

Eichel had two goals on this night, and here, he and Marchessault are displaying alternative flavors of facial hair. Eichel's is patchier and pale, with a little bushy texture around the chin, and Marchessault's is fuller and more red. Taste the rainbow, hockey fans.

Jonathan Marchessault

Though he didn't score this night, Marchessault had 13 goals for the entire run, and a 10-game point streak (you get points for assists as well as goals). He's one of the O.G. members of the Golden Knights, so winning the Conn-Smythe had to feel great -- although loads of other players had a claim on it, none of them seemed AT ALL upset that it went to Marchessault.

Chandler Stephenson

This is that rare combination of robust, and manscaped.

Adin Hill and Logan Thompson

Hill is the goalie. He'd be a lot more bummed about letting those last two shots in (only one of the Panthers goals came before late in the third period) if his team hadn't staked him to a MASSIVE lead. He also started the series on the bench, and came off to awesome success. Thompson has pretty good face growth but I think is MORE committed to his actual hair.

Keegan Kolesar

"Daggumit, did we just win? Or is my alarm about to go off?"

Shea Theodore

He looks like he's getting ready to count to three and then throw it at us.

Jonathan Quick

He wasn't a starter, and he wasn't there long, but he gets to hoist the cup -- 11 years after he first did in L.A. -- and I'm THRILLED. Kings fans will always love Quickie.

Alec Martinez and Jonathan Quick

Love to see these two reunited, too. And Martinez had a goal! It would appear his facial hair is in excellent standing as well.

Brayden McNabb

He ALSO used to be a King; he went to Vegas in the expansion. His hair is growing STRAIGHT out of his face in all directions and I respect it. Also there's no way those are his real front teeth. (These tooth comments are not meant to be insults -- I LOVE my toothless hockey boys.)

Zach Whitecloud

"I did it! I didn't even NEED the ability to grow facial hair on my cheeks! I DID IT!!!!"

William Karlsson

Oh yeah that's some good scruff.

Nicolas Roy

These guys really delivered on the facial hair front. I'm proud of them. They also all kind of look alike, a problem we have documented before, but that's okay. Still, maybe next season we need to work on pieces of flair.

Reilly Smith

I mean. Hardly any weak sauce in the whole stew.

Laurent Brossoit

Here we have the injured goalie coming in for a turn with the Cup, and I have a request: No passing out towels before they skate around with the trophy, please. They are making it VERY hard to ogle beard fullness with accuracy.

Alec Martinez #23, Alex Pietrangelo #7, Paul Cotter #43 and Nicolas Hague #14

Four jubilant beards in one shot! This is what I'm talking about.

Reilly Smith and fam

It's also not a complete season until someone's baby has been placed in the sacred vessel.

Ivan Barbashev

"Look, son. It's the fanciest potty you will ever use." (I am never a fan of wearing jerseys that don't have real player names on the back, EXCEPT in the use of "Daddy," or "Mommy," because that's adorable IF you are their actual child.)

I love this shot so much -- the way Hill tossed his glove toward the camera, it makes the glove itself look MASSIVELY oversize.

You did it, lads! Well played. See you next season, when I hope one of my various rooting interests runs you all over the ice.

Well Played, Jubilant Men in Beards: The Las Vegas Golden Knights Win the Stanley Cup

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