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# Star Trek: Into Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/star-trek-into-fug-04-2013/
- Published: 2013-04-30T18:00:43.000Z
- Updated: 2013-04-30T07:29:55.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

She is gorgeous, but I am relieved to find out that I am not so blinded by her awesomeness that I think this is somehow okay:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wenn10930863.xml "wenn10930863")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/wenn10930863.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That is TOO SHORT, even on someone with legs for days. It's like a figure-staking costume for a program about Russian nesting dolls, and I just pray she never needed to sit in it.

The back is neat, though:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wenn10930868.xml "wenn10930868")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/wenn10930868.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I kind of just wish...well. I guess I wish almost all the rest of it were totally different and I'm not THAT sold on the back when the rest of it isn't around to make the back look better in comparison. I guess you can't win them all -- even if you ARE Zoe Saldana.

\[Photos: WENN\]