Keke Palmer

She looks SO GOOD in this shot. It's a total Angela Bassett vibe. Baby Bassett. Thumbs up.

Keke Palmer

And then. AND THEN. She turned around and suddenly I think it's pants, and that I can see her underpants. Angela Bassett would NEVER. (Well, maybe she would, I don't know her life. But I wish KEKE would not have.)

Keke Palmer

And THEN suddenly it seems like pants that are totally open on the sides. WAY open. EXUBERANTLY, decisively open.

Keke Palmer

Her head just looks SO GOOD. Below the waist, the garment just turned out to be hella depressing. Can we call those Rock Bottoms?

Staredown Fug: Keke Palmer

Because this wasn't really about scrolling. It's more... the longer I looked at it, and from different angles, the more vexed I grew. [Photos: Getty]