Stella McCartney Beatles Show

Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn

What is this noxious nightmare on Kate Hudson? Goldie is all, "Don't look at ME; my outfit is fine. I tried to give her a jacket but it didn't cover anything."

Chris Lowell

He looks as bemused as I am.

Kate Beckinsale

Okay, this is actually pretty reasonable. Kate looks cool.

Amber Valletta

Halston Sage

A pointless belt AND zippers of questionable merit. Seems about right for Stella. That said, Halston looks good in it, and she picked the right shoes.

Olivia Holt

Whereas this is just drab. SHE is not, but she drew a short straw outfit-wise.

Amy Poehler

I feel like Amy Poehler has never been happier since she started wearing comfy pants to 90 percent of her events.

Sir Patrick Stewart and Sunny Ozell

Everyone here looks just as they should.

Sophie Thatcher

Wow she must have really disliked what they gave her. That there is a hiding coat.

Alessandra Ambrosio

This is what models do. That's not GOOD, per se, but she's selling.

Stella and Orlando Bloom

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12608985em) Stella McCartney and Orlando Bloom Stella McCartney x The Beatles: 'Get Back' collection launch, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Nov 2021

Why does he look like he wants to eat her face?

Miguel

I love a man in a big red coat. Sincerely. We've got more interesting suiting; let's go for more interesting outerwear now.

Laura Dern

Those separates look a little half-baked.

Maude Apatow and Lukas Gage

Laura Dern is in a FAUX FUR COAT. Miguel is in a red wool coat. Maude HAS to be on the chilly side.

Tinashe

Once again, the shoes are the star.

Tori Kelly

Flight suits HAVE been due for a makeover.

Maren Morris

I genuinely thought this was Khloe Kardashian for a second. I think I've made this comparison before. And then people come up with a better one. But I would not have said "Maren Morris" with complete confidence. This outfit is... reasonable, but also very '80s. That jacket. Woof.

Julia Jones

This is about as reasonable and cute as Stella gets.

Emma Laird

And, we have one from the collection, which is not being subtle AT ALL about its origins. I am not sure I can envision wanting to wear that as anything other than amusing winter jammies, and even then.

Storm Reid

This is for when you really WANTED to wear chaps, but you forgot to wash your best underpants, so you're just settling for the AURA of chaps.

Jaden Smith

Jaden seems somewhat disconcerted by everyone's haphazard garments.