
This just feels like performance art. The wistful J.Lo expression while she's decked out in lush clothes, while a woman's legs dangle out of a shark... my only note is, I wish it had been a dude being eaten.

Legs coming out of J.Lo's sternim is objectively entertaining, and you cannot convince me J.Lo didn't know it.

But that veil looks like she's wearing a mosquito net that's claimed some victims.

Objectively she looks cute, but subjectively, I will resist ski-jackets-as-blouses and STIRRUP PANTS for the rest of my life.

RESIST, Bar!

Philomena Cunk probably would love to do a documentary about fashion week.

The fact that this is the ONLY time I saw anyone take advantage of the cutout... Diane always delivers.

Oh no, Stella, don't go all Saint Laurent on us.

I do not care for these proportions. That blouse is practically a lab coat.

Stella IS still making large suits.

Do you think someone had to sit directly behind her?

I also laughed at this, even though a shark taking a bite out of my head was the subject of MANY a childhood nightmare of mine. I might have fought back here, and been thrown out.
