> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Paris Fugshion Week: Stella McCartney - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/stella-mccartney/ - Published: 2013-03-05T16:00:05.000Z - Updated: 2013-09-20T00:40:07.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068105_10.xml) This is so hideous to me that I suspect Rihanna will order seven. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163067816_10.xml) That is a great coat, though. You know we can't let a good coat pass by without comment. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068138_10.xml) If Stella decides to invest in any insane asylums, this is what the nurses will wear. Or the patients, actually. Turtlenecks are already verging on nape-straitjackets; why make them soft shoulder restraints too? ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068594_10.xml) I feel like this is the sort of thing you con Brooklyn Decker into wearing so that people will be like, "Well, Brooklyn Decker can wear ANYTHING and look cute." ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068453_10.xml) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068454_10.xml) This becomes delightful after seeing the purple thing. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068463_10.xml) GAAAAAAAH AND THEN THEY MATED. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068156_10.xml) ... I don't hate the shirt? I'm sure Stella will wear a version of this that's wrongly fit. Can something be peccably tailored? If so, that's what it'll be. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068160_10.xml) Another cool coat. Everything else is a throwaway. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068384_10.xml) Okay, FINE, that's not awful. But mark my words: At least one of the four starlets that wears this will do so way too low on her chest. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/163068385_10.jpg) Rooney Mara? ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/163068386_10.jpg) I don't really know how to comment on this dress without saying things that are accidentally insensitive to Stella's family history. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068447_10.xml) Elastic cuffs AND an elastic waist. I'm sure Gwyneth will tell us all to buy this on GOOP soon. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068468_10.xml) I'm getting a strong O'Brien-From-*Downton* vibe here. She needs to time-jump to run an evil conglomerate. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068514_10.xml) I hope Stella keeps this for herself. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068593_10.xml) *Downton Asylum*. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068596_10.xml) To quote one of my toddlers: "NO. NO TANKS." ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068518_10.xml) Stick Kate Winslet in this, just so we can all have a good laugh. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068517_10.xml) Is the blouse throwing itself up? ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/163068621_10.jpg) And this gown is giving birth to itself. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068628_10.xml) Sure, fine. I'll take it. It's like a breath of demi-sanity. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068632_10.xml) Her inspiration was apparently The Lost Olsen Triplet Who Really Hates Her Neck. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068399_10.xml) If you turn that shirt into a cocktail dress, it might have potential. As it stands, I'm terribly worried that Formal Pajamas are about to claim 2013. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068694_10.xml) Again, turn the top into a cocktail dress -- or even any dress -- and I'd be happy to have that conversation. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068697_10.xml) See? Better. Not perfect, but better. ## Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068702_10.xml) Okay, and then THIS is really kind of great. So as usual, we're in for a year where I think 98 percent of the time we're wondering what hallucinogens are going around the office, and 2 percent of the time we're like, "FINE, that's actually cute; why can't you do that all the time?" For a runway show I do get it, but for life... well, we'll see what wicked this way comes. [Paris Fugshion Week: Stella McCartneyAll righty, let's see if we can figure out what from this show is going to make us insane this coming year. Exhibit A: This thing. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/163068105_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/stella-mccartney-03-2013/)