Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
This is so hideous to me that I suspect Rihanna will order seven.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
That is a great coat, though. You know we can't let a good coat pass by without comment.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
If Stella decides to invest in any insane asylums, this is what the nurses will wear. Or the patients, actually. Turtlenecks are already verging on nape-straitjackets; why make them soft shoulder restraints too?
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I feel like this is the sort of thing you con Brooklyn Decker into wearing so that people will be like, "Well, Brooklyn Decker can wear ANYTHING and look cute."
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
This becomes delightful after seeing the purple thing.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
GAAAAAAAH AND THEN THEY MATED.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
... I don't hate the shirt? I'm sure Stella will wear a version of this that's wrongly fit. Can something be peccably tailored? If so, that's what it'll be.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Another cool coat. Everything else is a throwaway.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Okay, FINE, that's not awful. But mark my words: At least one of the four starlets that wears this will do so way too low on her chest.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Rooney Mara?
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I don't really know how to comment on this dress without saying things that are accidentally insensitive to Stella's family history.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Elastic cuffs AND an elastic waist. I'm sure Gwyneth will tell us all to buy this on GOOP soon.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I'm getting a strong O'Brien-From-Downton vibe here. She needs to time-jump to run an evil conglomerate.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I hope Stella keeps this for herself.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Downton Asylum.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
To quote one of my toddlers: "NO. NO TANKS."
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Stick Kate Winslet in this, just so we can all have a good laugh.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Is the blouse throwing itself up?
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
And this gown is giving birth to itself.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Sure, fine. I'll take it. It's like a breath of demi-sanity.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Her inspiration was apparently The Lost Olsen Triplet Who Really Hates Her Neck.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
If you turn that shirt into a cocktail dress, it might have potential. As it stands, I'm terribly worried that Formal Pajamas are about to claim 2013.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Again, turn the top into a cocktail dress -- or even any dress -- and I'd be happy to have that conversation.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
See? Better. Not perfect, but better.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Okay, and then THIS is really kind of great. So as usual, we're in for a year where I think 98 percent of the time we're wondering what hallucinogens are going around the office, and 2 percent of the time we're like, "FINE, that's actually cute; why can't you do that all the time?" For a runway show I do get it, but for life... well, we'll see what wicked this way comes.