Steve-O

Yes, that is Steve-O. And yes, the caption said he "duct-taped himself to a billboard" to promote whatever his project is. But let's be real: He did not duct-tape himself to this billboard. Rather, he stood there while OTHER people duct-taped him to that billboard, which means he had at least one accomplice, which means there are AT LEAST two people who willingly participated in making it look like a bird ate some tar and then expelled it in his direction.

Sure, Steve-O, I'll give you this much.

It's smart to do this near a CVS, because some of its wares WILL be required soon.

I can't help but think first responders did not need to be spending their day thusly. Hey, at least 911 has a new plot to use.

Again, I Know It's a Pandemic, But... This Does Not Seem Like The Answer

Self-promotion isn't THIS hard, is it?