
PANTS WHAT. Lupita can make damn near anything look stylish, but her entire lower body looks like it's the wings of a theatre production. And the Fendi Christmas Sweater for Summer... sigh. What gives, Karl? Why not just let Dior hang itself alone with this rope?

Okay, she's inching back up toward Kook Factor 11. She looks like the teacher at a posh Scottish boardig school whose students gave her some MASSIVE gift cards at Christmas.

I am almost speechless. Remember that time Lindsay Lohan made leggings? This whole outfit is kind of like that line if it had been made by Alexander McQueen.

And here, SHEER PANTS. Which match her sheer shirt. On its own, I could've handled the top, but I mean, those pants are just like baggy tights. Which we all know are themselves not pants, so why are we caught in this this hellacious cycle?

Her facial expression says, "Oh, my God, he is REALLY feeling his formal athleisure. Is he looking for another staircase? I can't deal with any more lounging-for-publicity."
