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Lupita in Fendi, apparently

'Cant Stop, Wont Stop: A Bad Boy Story' Screening - Arrivals Featuring: Lupita Nyong'o Where: London, United Kingdom When: 16 May 2017 Credit: Lexi Jones/WENN.com

PANTS WHAT. Lupita can make damn near anything look stylish, but her entire lower body looks like it's the wings of a theatre production. And the Fendi Christmas Sweater for Summer... sigh. What gives, Karl? Why not just let Dior hang itself alone with this rope?

Salma Hayek

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 16: Salma Hayek attends the London Screening of "Can't Stop, Won't Stop: A Bad Boy Story" at The Curzon Mayfair on May 16, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)

Okay, she's inching back up toward Kook Factor 11. She looks like the teacher at a posh Scottish boardig school whose students gave her some MASSIVE gift cards at Christmas.

Naomi Campbell

'Cant Stop, Wont Stop: A Bad Boy Story' Screening - Arrivals Featuring: Naomi Campbell Where: London, United Kingdom When: 16 May 2017 Credit: Lexi Jones/WENN.com

I am almost speechless. Remember that time Lindsay Lohan made leggings? This whole outfit is kind of like that line if it had been made by Alexander McQueen.

Cassie

'Cant Stop, Wont Stop: A Bad Boy Story' Screening - Arrivals Featuring: Cassie Ventura Where: London, United Kingdom When: 16 May 2017 Credit: Lexi Jones/WENN.com

And here, SHEER PANTS. Which match her sheer shirt. On its own, I could've handled the top, but I mean, those pants are just like baggy tights. Which we all know are themselves not pants, so why are we caught in this this hellacious cycle?

'Cant Stop, Wont Stop: A Bad Boy Story' Screening - Arrivals

'Cant Stop, Wont Stop: A Bad Boy Story' Screening - Arrivals Featuring: Cassie Ventura, Sean Combs Where: London, United Kingdom When: 16 May 2017 Credit: Lexi Jones/WENN.com

Her facial expression says, "Oh, my God, he is REALLY feeling his formal athleisure. Is he looking for another staircase? I can't deal with any more lounging-for-publicity."

Strange Things Are Afoot at the "Can't Stop, Won't Stop" Premiere
Or, in most cases, "alegged."

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