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Noah Schnapp in Fendi

-Santa Monica, CA - 06/28/2019 Stranger Things 3 Los Angeles Premiere -PICTURED: Noah Schnapp -PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com -SDL_75159 Startraks Photo New York, NY For licensing please call 212-414-9464 or email sales@startraksphoto.com

This is another Fendi (first was Kiernan Shipka) from what I am referring to as The Wonka Collection, because the words remind me of some of the graphics from the Oompa Loompa songs. He might've had me, but it's a total scrolldown, seeming tight on the crotch, short on the leg, and then... explosive of shoe. (But, I appreciate the rainbow color scheme for Pride, even if that's not why he chose it.)

Caleb McLaughlin

Stranger Things 3 Season Premiere Featuring: Caleb McLaughlin Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Jun 2019 Credit: Apega/WENN.com

His pants also seem a trifle too short. They are otherwise my favorite part of this ensemble. Also, he could play Donald Glover's little brother in something (does Lando have a family?!?).

Finn Wolfhard in Saint Laurent

Stranger Things 3 Season Premiere Featuring: Finn Wolfhard Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Jun 2019 Credit: Apega/WENN.com

This is stylish. Also, if we're discussing lookalikes, he's growing into a little Jack White.

Gaten Matarazzo

Stranger Things 3 Season Premiere Featuring: Gaten Matarazzo Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Jun 2019 Credit: Apega/WENN.com

Here for that very unexpected hit of neon.

Charlie Heaton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (10323173ec) Charlie Heaton 'Stranger Things' TV Show Season 3 Premiere, Arrivals, Santa Monica High School, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Jun 2019

He looks... a lot like he always does: MOSTLY slick, but also like he snuck into the opera by lying about his identity.

Joe Keery (in Fendi) and Maika Monroe (in Alessandra Rich)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (10323173dg) Maika Monroe and Joe Keery 'Stranger Things' TV Show Season 3 Premiere, Arrivals, Santa Monica High School, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Jun 2019

Sure! I don't have the SLIGHTEST clue what Fendi is doing right now, but this fits Joe's vibe pretty well.

Dacre Montgomery

Stranger Things 3 Season Premiere Featuring: Dacre Montgomery Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Jun 2019 Credit: Apega/WENN.com

This is Miami Vice + pajamas.

David Harbour

-Santa Monica, CA - 06/28/2019 Stranger Things 3 Los Angeles Premiere -PICTURED: David Harbour -PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com -SDL_75058 Startraks Photo New York, NY For licensing please call 212-414-9464 or email sales@startraksphoto.com

He's wearing that suit very, very nicely

Cary Elwes, Lisa Marie Kubikoff

Stranger Things 3 Season Premiere Featuring: Cary Elwes, Lisa Marie Kubikoff Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Jun 2019 Credit: Apega/WENN.com

He plays the mayor in the new series, and I wouldn't be mad at it if he and Winona had a romance. Westley and Wino Forever.

The Stranger Things Lads Never, Ever Punt a Red Carpet
They go hard at style.

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