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# Streeply Streeped: Streep
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/streeply-streeped-streep-06-2012/
- Published: 2012-06-14T21:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2012-06-14T05:19:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

SHIRLEY: Hello, Ma.

MERYL: No, dearest, it's not your mother, it's Meryl.

SHIRLEY: I know that, you crackpot, I'm not senile. I was talking to Half-Pint's mother.

MERYL: Do you need some medication, sweetheart?

SHIRLEY: Can it, Easy Streep, I'm as sane as a balloon.

MERYL: Which is...?

SHIRLEY: CLEARLY, you are not simply Meryl Streep. CLEARLY, you wear the baggage of your past lives like a celestial cloak made of lace and the tears of prairie folk. And CLEARLY you are the reincarnation of Ma Ingalls.

MERYL: Okay, dear. If you say so.

SHIRLEY: Don't tweak my craw, Grim Streeper. Reincarnation is my game. Cross me here, and I'll smite you sometime in 2079.

MERYL: Fair enough.

\[Photo: Getty\]