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# Strongfugr: Kim Kardashian in Balmain
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/strongfugr-kim-kardashian-in-balmain-04-2014/
- Published: 2014-04-16T18:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:36:25.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, Various Kardashians, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

The beaded Balmain from yesterday had very similar problems to this dress:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_kim_kardashian_west_chp_041414_51383530.xml "Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Shop In Paris")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/04/FFN%5FKim%5FKardashian%5FWest%5FCHP%5F041414%5F51383530.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That being, we all know that Kim Kardashian is INSANELY FIT right now. We've just seen her frolicking in a bikini and rump-roasting for a photoshoot in Thailand, and *Us Weekly* and its ilk are slavishly covering her pre-wedding workout regimen. This woman is in extremely good shape. So why is she prowling around Paris in not one but TWO thick, tight, smothering maxi-dresses that add fifteen pounds to her midsection? I don't GET IT. There are so many incomprehensible things about Planet Kardashia, and one of them is that when you combine her net worth and Kanye's AND the fact that people are surely giving them these things for free, it's ASTONISHING that she manages to pick stuff that's so unflattering. It would be one thing if we thoughtshe didn't care about people thinking she's perfectly slim, but she DOES care, because she's telling people she does a hundred squats every morning, and thrives on showing off her curves on Instagram and whatnot. Her brand is her body, at this point, and so you'd think she'd at least package it well.

Even better, she wore this off a plane from Paris to Miami. I do not harbor any delusions that she wore it for the whole flight, but I am LOVING imagining her changing out of it in the air, and then, just before landing, having to wrestle herself back into it and accidentally, like, dropping a sleeve in the lav, and having to try and dry it on some paper towels.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]