Stuff We Missed This Week

Emmy Rossum in Self-Portrait

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/REX/Shutterstock (9350536a) Emmy Rossum 'The Minefield Girl' audio visual book launch, New York, USA - 31 Jan 2018 WEARING SELF-PORTRAIT

We begin with Emmy Rossum, badly in need of lipstick and a blouse that doesn't make her look two strands of silver garland shy of releasing a Country & Western album back in the days when that's what they called it.

Beth Behrs

Meanwhile, across town on the same night, Beth Behrs made the same unfortunate choice. Emmy wore it better. Beth looks like a lost Mandrell sister.

Jena Malone in Andrew Gn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/REX/Shutterstock (9350615f) Jena Malone 'The Public' opening night, Arrivals, 33rd Santa Barbara International Film Festival, USA - 31 Jan 2018

Jena has always had a touch of the Noted Kook about her, but this is more of a double shot. There is a lot to like here -- the purple, the embroidery, the bodice -- but I'm not sure they all needed to happen at the same time. It's hard for anyone's head to pull focus. Would this be easier to take if she lopped off the sleeves?

Greta Gerwig in Ulla Johnston

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9351570c) Greta Gerwig Writers Guild 'Beyond Words', Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 01 Feb 2018

This actually looked better in a goofy photo on her stylist's Instagram.

Julianna Margulies in Narciso Rodriguez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Clint Spaulding/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9351616v) Julianna Margulies Barneys New York Celebrates Narciso Rodriguez 20th Anniversary, Barneys, New York, USA - 01 Feb 2018

Not a fan of that cut of shoe, particularly, but I REALLY don't know why she chose putty when basically ANY OTHER COLOR would have been welcome.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Clint Spaulding/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9351616ac) Keith Lieberthal, Julianna Margulies Barneys New York Celebrates Narciso Rodriguez 20th Anniversary, Barneys, New York, USA - 01 Feb 2018

As if I would deny you this man's face. The two of them together are very potent.

Tamara Taylor

My mom used to think Cam from Bones was the best-dressed person on TV, and it was always very jarring when she proved NOT to be that good at it in real life.

Hayley Atwell

Likewise, TV was a gift to this one. I miss you, Agent Carter. In part because your outfits were so much better.

Kate Mara in Rag and Bone

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9351505e) Kate Mara Rag and Bone 'Why Can't We Get Along' film premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - 01 Feb 2018

I rather like that blazer.

Camila Alves

This outfit is a gigantic Formal Pajama nothing, but IS HER PURSE DESIGNED LIKE A ROTARY PHONE? I am SO ON BOARD.

Sofia Vergara in Pamella Roland

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/REX/Shutterstock (9351204ac) Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara 'The Female Brain' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 01 Feb 2018

I thought she was holding a clutch in front of her stomach for a second, but no, it's just part of her shirt. This is the first time they've been seen together in a while, and it kind of looks like it's the first time THEY have seen each other in a while.

Emily and Kumail

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9351570j) Emily V. Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani Writers Guild 'Beyond Words', Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 01 Feb 2018

These two are working it, as usual.

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Kumail LOVES a plaid, that's for sure. I am also totally enchanted by the art deco look of Emily's dress. Yes, this is from the Black Panther premiere: Photos kept rolling in and rolling in and rolling in, and I thought I'd gotten them all, BUT NO. So here's my attempt at fixing that.

Elizabeth Henstridge

Between those eyesore slides and the fact that this seems to be a romper, I have to declare this a double whammy. She shouldn't press her luck.

Chloe Bennet in Elisabetta Franchi

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I don't mind this, but I'd have gone with a soft updo rather than a gigantic hair piece in the back.

Ryan Coogler and Zinzi Evans (in OdlR)

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It's love when you coordinate your reds. I also didn't realize Ryan directed Black Panther. Three movies with Michael B. Jordan (the others are Creed and Fruitvale Station), three well-received achievements. They might be each other's work lobsters.

Laura Harrier

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SOMEHOW she doesn't look as bad in this as a person ought, but she DOES look like she made this up on the fly.

Allegra Acosta

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Allegra is in Marvel's Runaways on Netflix, which is a show that I enjoyed, though way more at the beginning of its season than by the end. (They spent weirdly little on making the special effects look good, for one thing.) Still, it's an enjoyable binge. She must be pinching herself.

Lena Waithe

I feel like Lena called up Pharrell and said, "What would YOU do?"

Zosia Mamet

This all seems like an array of items she borrowed from someone who is not her size.

Malin Akerman

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Friend. This was an event with children present. You have GOT to lock down your bits.

Padma Lakshmi

Okay, Padma's dress is throughly average -- it's cold pizza -- but HER PURSE IS A HAND. And the way she's holding it, it's like her hand is clutching back at her. Maybe she can get together with Camila Alves and make her purse dial Camila's phone.