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# Sucker Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sucker-fug-5-04-2012/
- Published: 2012-04-26T20:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-26T17:02:42.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Candids, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

All hail our once and future queen:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/ffn_hudgens_vanessa_dmac_042412_9014171.jpg "Did Vanessa Hudgens Lunch With Austin And His Mom?")](https://gofugyourself.com/sucker-fug-5-04-2012/did-vanessa-hudgens-lunch-with-austin-and-his-mom?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The sign of a true sartoralist artist is coordinating the paper-bag-gathered waistline of your hippie skirt with an actual paper bag IN YOUR HAND.

Also, now she has a weapon in case she decides she needs to defend the honor of the hippie-chic everywhere. Please don't crack that bottle open over my head, Vanessa. Does it improve matters if I tell you that I actually wish this outfit were *worse?* No? Fine. See you tomorrow.