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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12244103bg) John Cena 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

This is all just so subtle. What layers! What finely tuned craft!

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12244103v) John Cena 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

He sincerely could have made this perfectly fun and fine without the pistol, right? I'm not trying to Start Shit; I don't hate him now or anything. This just hit me as Maybe Not Right Now.

Shay Shariatzadeh and John Cena

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (12244535r) Shay Shariatzadeh and John Cena 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, Califonia, USA - 02 Aug 2021

She's apparently an Iranian-Canadian engineer whom he met while shooting a movie in Vancouver in 2019. They're married, she looks GREAT, and her outfit might be my favorite thing anyone wore to this event.

Kate Beckinsale in Rasario

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12244103an) Kate Beckinsale 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

She looks startled to be so much more swaddled than usual.

Joel Kinnaman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12244103cb) Joel Kinnaman 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

Eh. I guess? He looks like an art dealer in Miami or something. He also -- unrelated -- looks a bit like Vince Vaughn's long-lost brother or cousin in this photo.

Nathan Fillion

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12244103aa) Nathan Fillion 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

He's in this too?

Kumail Nanjiani (in Basic Rights) and Emily V. Gordon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12244118gq) Kumail Nanjiani and Emily V. Gordon 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

IS THAT A PRINCE PURSE? I do not like Kumail's glaring white shoes, so Emily wins this one, although PRINCE PURSE would have taken it anyway.

Edi Gathegi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12244103co) Edi Gathegi 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

He looks very cool.

Grandson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12244103bv) Grandson 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

This musician contributed a song to the soundtrack, and is named appropriately, as he DOES make me feel like a grandmother.

Darren Barnett

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12244103d) Darren Barnet 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

When I saw this, I thought we had a new Franco brother on our hands for a second. Phew.

Mikaela Hoover

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12244103e) Mikaela Hoover 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

She's in the movie, and for some reason I feel like this entire look is on Hilaria Baldwin's vision board.

Alice Braga in Proenza

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12244103j) Alice Braga 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

This is neat, actually -- I would not normally put those colors together, or wear that kind of... concrete-green hybrid color, but the effect is cool.

Lesley-Ann Brandt in Mônot

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12244103k) Lesley-Ann Brandt 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

Lordy, we JUST saw this Mônot dress in Capri. The devil works hard; Mônot works harder.

Xolo Mariduena

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12244118c) Xolo Mariduena 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

Are those cartoons on his jeans? That feels apt, at least.

Sean Gunn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12244118ce) Sean Gunn 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

You know that "How do you do, fellow kids" clip of Steve Buscemi, from 30 Rock? That is this vibe.

Chris Sullivan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/Shutterstock (12244523i) Chris Sullivan 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, Califonia, USA - 02 Aug 2021

I have so many questions, one of which being whether Chris Sullivan is trying to be Garth Brooks. With a dash of Chris Gaines.

Sylvester Stallone

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12244118ed) Sylvester Stallone 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 2 Aug 2021

Sly has come as Sly.

Michael Rooker

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/Shutterstock (12244523g) Michael Rooker 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, Califonia, USA - 02 Aug 2021

This also seems exactly right.

Kimiko Glenn in Christopher Kane

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (12244535by) Kimiko Glenn 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, Califonia, USA - 02 Aug 2021

Glad to see her! That's an interesting use of skin panels.

Daniela Melchoir in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (12244535ci) Daniela Melchior 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, Califonia, USA - 02 Aug 2021

I think this would have been better either shorter or slightly longer.

Leslie Grace in Roberto Cavalli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (12244535o) Leslie Grace 'The Suicide Squad' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, Califonia, USA - 02 Aug 2021

What is fame, without a full Angelina's Leg moment.

John Cena Came to the Suicide Squad Premiere in Character
Plus the rest of the crew.

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