Tali Lennox

On the one hand, it IS an art party, so okay. On the other, nothing says "spent your rent money on one two-hour party" quite like underpants, a visible tag, one fur strap, and a bodice that quits. This is like Project Runway got REALLY drunk.

Lily Allen

This is more along the lines of what I expected. Even the bunching of the overlay manages to add visual interest, at least.

Jenna Coleman

This is a dowdy retro mess. The shoes particularly pierce my soul and leave it oozing.

Betty Bachz

I'm sure the point is not to have a bodice that fits, but psst, the bodice really REALLY doesn't fit.

Vick Hope

All of this at least fits. Well, perhaps her phone does not, as it's poking out of the clutch that won't close. She really IS having to clutch it.

Mia Regan

She's a model, so this is not a surprise, but WOW she has incredibly long legs. This feels ripped from an old Vogue shoot.

Caitriona Chandler

I will only accept this if those are postcards from her actual vacation.

Ella Eyre

Horizontal stripes CAN work! This is pretty charming.

Ania Magliano

She does Weekend Update on SNL UK, and this is the first time I've seen her NOT wearing the suit that matches her hair. Seriously, every week! Same suit, and depending on how fresh her dye job is, it EXACTLY matches. This feels like a very Normal Person jumble of an outfit, which is not an insult.

Brian Cox

The professor just wants you to stop YAPPING and PLEASE hold off on visiting the gin bar until he's told you all about sensory art.

Jessie Ware

Jessie calls it Picnic Rage, Two Ways.

Archie Madekwe

Archie, meanwhile, has gone with his favorite moth-eaten cardigan.

Honor Swinton Byrne

And Honor looks perfectly lovely except for the profoundly unflattering glasses on her face.

Seriously, they're like a sneezeguard for her EYES. Why.

Please Enjoy The Varied Interpretations of This Art Party's Dress Code

Whatever it was.