For the first several years, marching bands tended to make up the halftime show; this is the University of Arizona band. Michigan's also played, and the sports rivalry lover in me REALLY enjoys how much this must have pissed off Ohio "Dot the I" State.
For the first several years, marching bands tended to make up the halftime show; this is the University of Arizona band. Michigan's also played, and the sports rivalry lover in me REALLY enjoys how much this must have pissed off Ohio "Dot the I" State.
1972: SUPER BOWL VI, with Carol Channing
I love everything about this image. I was trying to think what the equivalent hire would be today, and then realized... age-wise, she was 51, so it would be freaking JENNIFER LOPEZ. Mood-wise, though, it'd be more... Kristin Chenoweth. This was Carol's SECOND Super Bowl show -- the first was two years earlier, when she and Doc Severinsen and the Southern University band did a tribute to New Orleans. This one was "Salute To Louis Armstrong," alongside a Marine Corps drill team...
1972: Super Bowl VI
... and Ella Fitzgerald, here with Al Hirt on the ol' metal megaphone (I'm just kidding, I know no one calls the trumpet that; I was trying to invent the dumbest nickname I could think of).
1973: Super Bowl VII
Singer Andy Williams performs during halftime in Super Bowl VII on January 14, 1973 at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. (Photo by Nate Fine/Getty Images)
Andy Williams sang "Marmalade, Molasses, and Honey," and then "People," the latter of which is a real fucking bummer there for a halftime show. He also had to wait while Michigan's band did four songs first. Was the Michigan band the USC band of the 60s and 70s? You know, never turns down an invitation?
1989: Super Bowl XXIII
For some reason, the next photo we have is 1989; all we missed was a bunch of Up With People, and then in 1988, Chubby Checker. Oh, and in 1987, it was George Burns and Mickey Rooney singing with -- wait for it -- the USC marching band. Elvis Presto is widely regarded as one of the dumbest and worst shows, on account of the fact that he's an Elvis-impersonating magician with a hilarious name who performed the world's largest card trick... in 3D vision?!? I encourage you to read the oral history.
1991: Super Bowl XXV
TAMPA, FL - JANUARY 27: New Kids On The Block perform prior to the New York Giants taking on the Buffalo Bills in Super Bowl XXV at Tampa Stadium on January 27, 1991 in Tampa, Florida. The Giants defeated the Bills 20-19. (Photo by Gin Ellis/Getty Images)
1990 was more marching bands, and 1991 featured a lot of Disney songs, only this time they tried to amp up the star power by having New Kids On The Block perform "Step By Step" with some children. Also, fun fact, this didn't even air during the Super Bowl. They pushed it to afterward, so they could cover Operation Desert Storm?!? Poor New Kids. They deserve more. BRING THEM BACK.
1992: Super Bowl XXVI
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Singer Gloria Estefan from the popular music group "Miami Sound Machine" entertains the crowd during the halftime show at Super Bowl XXVI in Minneapolis
Super Bowl XXVI, Minneapolis, USA
Next was the Minnesota marching band, then Brian Boitano and Dorothy Hamill skating to "One Moment In Time," and THEN the 1980 US men's hockey team coming out and doing... something... to "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen (an excellent choice). Gloria Estefan crowned it by singing in front of whatever this horrifying setpiece was. She deserved MUCH BETTER. She is GLORIA. Wikipedia delivered another damning factoid: "During the halftime, rival network Fox aired a special live episode of In Living Color, one of the first deliberate attempts at counter-programming. The show drew over 22 million viewers away from the Super Bowl telecast." Holy cats.
1993
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Pop superstar Michael Jackson performing during the halftime show at the Super Bowl in Pasadena, Calif. A stage musical about Michael Jackson has pushed its Broadway debut until next year due to the coronavirus pandemic. Preview performances of "MJ" are now set to begin in March 2021 at the Neil Simon Theatre
Michael Jackson Musical, Pasadena, United States - 01 Feb 1993
After the previous year's halftime ratings plunge, the producers went all in on "halftime is a free concert" and booked Michael Jackson. He performed five songs, and it was such a hit that the trend continued and is now arguably more widely discussed than the game itself.
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Michael Jackson Entertainer Michael Jackson leaps among the pyrotechnics during the halftime show at Super Bowl XXVII in Pasadena
Michael Jackson, Pasadena, USA
His legacy is complicated -- I'm putting that politely -- and one reason is because his music truly was so groundbreaking and great, and the man knew how to put on a show. But it's tainted for me, for sure.
1993: Super Bowl XXVII
31 Jan 1993: Country music star Garth Brooks and actress Marlee Matlin perform during the halftime show for Super Bowl XXVII between the Dallas Cowboys and the Buffalo Bills at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California. The Cowboys won the game, 52-17. Mandatory Credit: Allsport /Allsport
That's Garth! LOOK AT THAT HAIR. Don't call it a combback. HAR. This photo was mislabeled; he actually sang the anthem. But I downloaded it anyway because I liked him involving Marlee Matlin, and again, the combback.
1994
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The Judds, Wynonna, left, and her mother Naomi, right, perform during the halftime show at Super Bowl XXVIII in Atlanta
Super Bowl Cowboys Bills, Atlanta, USA
... the Judds, looking exactly as I always picture the Judds.
1994
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Country entertainers Travis Tritt, Tanya Tucker, and Clint Black pose together after a news conference in Atlanta, Ga., after they discussed their participation in the Super Bowl halftime show Sunday
Super Bowl Halftime Prep, Atlanta, USA
Travis Tritt, Tanya Tucker, and Clint Black participated in this one -- look at her suit, and her pelvic belt! -- but it was closed by...
1995: Patti LaBelle
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LaBelle Entertainer Patti LaBelle stars in the halftime show in Super Bowl XXIX, at Miami's Joe Robbie Stadium
Super Bowl XXIX Half Time Show 1995, Miami, USA
The Wikipedia entry for this show claims that she performed alongside "Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood," because Disney produced halftime and the Indiana Jones ride was going to open six weeks later. So yes, they made Miss Patti be part of a glorified ad. THE DISRESPECT. This woman does not need a temple of doom to wear that outfit.
1995: Super Bowl XXIX
But, she did get a friendly visit from Tony Bennett.
1996: SUPER BOWL, TEMPE, USA
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DIANA ROSS Diana Ross performs at the halftime show during Super Bowl XXX, where the Dallas Cowboys are playing the Pittsburgh Steelers in Tempe, Ariz., on
SUPER BOWL, TEMPE, USA
Miss Ross did a medley of songs, and nobody made HER be part of an ad. Wait... hang on, it was sponsored by Oscar Meyer, and her jumpsuit IS hot-dog colored, and the cape COULD be a golden bun.
1996: SUPER BOWL, TEMPE, USA
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ROSS Diana Ross makes her grand exit from the halftime show at Sun Devil Stadium in Tempe, Ariz., during Super Bowl XXX
SUPER BOWL, TEMPE, USA
SHE LEFT BY HELICOPTER. I love this woman.
1997: James Brown
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JAMES BROWN James Brown performs during the halftime show at Super Bowl XXXI between the Green Bay Packers and New England Patriots, in New Orleans. The South Carolina Supreme Court on Wednesday, Feb. 27, 2013, overturned a settlement divvying up the multimillion-dollar estate of James Brown, saying a former attorney general didn't follow the late soul singer's wishes in putting together the deal
People James Brown Settlement, NEW ORLEANS, USA
James Brown got backup from both the Blues Brothers -- with Jim Belushi playing the role of John Belushi -- and ZZ Top, who were playing the role of ZZ Top.
1998: Boys 2 Men
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MEN Musical group "Boyz 2 Men" perform during the halftime show of Super Bowl XXXII, at San Diego's Qualcomm Stadium
SUPER BOWL, SAN DIEGO, USA
This show looks like it was awesome: It was a salute to Motown, featuring Smokey Robinson, Queen Latifah, The Temptations, and the Grambling marching band, as well as B2M, who OF COURSE sang "Motownphilly." The set list was great, and they finished with an en masse performance of "Dancing In the Street."
1999
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ESTEFAN WONDER Entertainer Gloria Estefan, left, sings with Stevie Wonder during the halftime show of Super Bowl XXXIII, at Pro Player Stadium in Miami
SUPER BOWL, MIAMI, USA
Gloria Estefan got another crack at it, this time co-headlining with Stevie Wonder and getting an assist from... wait for it ... Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. I love Stevie, but "You Are The Sunshine Of My Life" feels too relaxed for halftime. I'm glad Gloria showed up to turn the beat around.
2000
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COLLINS BRAXTON Entertainers Phil Collins, foreground, and Toni Braxton are shown during a news conference in Atlanta, for Sunday's Super Bowl halftime show. The entertainers will join performers on the field including aerial dancers, 125 drummers and percussionists, and an 80-piece orchestra for the show which lasts ten minutes
SUPER BOWL, ATLANTA, USA
Here's a real WTF moment for me. Phil Collins, Toni Braxton, produced by Disney, sponsored by e-Trade, guest-starring Xtina and Enrique Iglesias, and NOBODY singing ANY SONGS YOU KNOW.
2001
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N SYNC SPEARS TYLER Singer Britney Spears, flanked by Steven Tyler of Aerosmtih, second from left, and hip-hop star Nelly, second from right, join 'N Sync members Justin Timberlake, far left, and Lance Bass, far right on stage for the halftime show of Super Bowl XXXV, in Tampa, Fla
SUPER BOWL, TAMPA, USA
Well. I would have sworn that was Avril Lavigne with cramps, but apparently it is Britney. She did in fact come out and sing "Walk This Way" with Aerosmith; Nelly, Mary J. Blige, and NSYNC came out, too, because why have one act when you can have 18.
2002
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SUPER BOWL Bono performs during the halftime show at Super Bowl XXXVI at the Louisiana Superdome in New Orleans
SUPER BOWL, NEW ORLEANS, USA
U2! U2! U2! They are on my bucket list now. I didn't have a bucket list until this year.
2002: Super Bowl XXXVI
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SUPER BOWL Names of Sept. 11 victims are displayed on banners during the halftime show at the at the Louisiana Superdome in New Orleans
SUPER BOWL, NEW ORLEANS, USA
They also rolled out the names of all the 9/11 victims.
2003: Super Bowl XXXVII
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STEFANI STING Gwen Stefani and Sting perform together during the halftime show of between the Oakland Raiders and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in San Diego
SUPER BOWL, SAN DIEGO, USA
Shania Twain actually opened this one, but I don't have a photo of it. She ceded the floor to No Doubt, and then Sting popped out to sing "Message In A Bottle" with Gwen while wearing some EPIC bellbottoms. Like, I think he came straight from tantric meditation.
2004
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ROCK Entertainers Nelly, left, and Kid Rock pose together for photographers at a news conference touting the halftime show of Super Bowl XXXVIII in Houston on . The two will be joined by Janet Jackson and P. Diddy for the show on Sunday
SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW, HOUSTON, USA
Did you remember that Nelly and Kid Rock AND Jessica Simpson participated in the 2004 halftime show?
SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW, HOUSTON, USA
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KID ROCK Singer Kid Rock performs during halftime of Super Bowl XXXVIII, at Reliant Stadium in Houston
SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW, HOUSTON, USA
And that Kid Rock did it in a flag poncho? No. You did not recall that. Why? Because...
2004
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Janet Jackson Justin Timberlake Entertainer Janet Jackson, left, covers her breast after her outfit came undone during the half time performance with Justin Timberlake at Super Bowl XXXVIII in Houston. A federal appeals court in Philadelphia threw out out a $550,000 fine issued by the Federal Communications Commission against CBS Corp. Monday, July 21, 2008, for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson's breast-baring "wardrobe malfunction
AP Images Best of the Decade, HOUSTON, USA
... 2004 was The Year of the Wardrobe Malfunction. At the end of "Rock Your Body," Justin sang the line, "Gonna have you naked by the end of this song," and ripped at Janet's costume. Her breast tumbled out, all the more noticeable because she had a giant sun-shaped adornment that appeared to surround/highlight a nipple piercing, and the lights gleamed off it. MTV claimed the idea had been talked about, but with the result being a red lacy bra exposed, and that the costume had indeed simply misbehaved and collapsed. Janet took all of the blame from the media and the public, and was forced to apologize. It... sucked for her.
2004
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Singer Justin Timberlake (r) Puts His Hand On Janet Jackson's Right Breast Just Before It Was Exposed During the Halftime Show at Super Bowl Xxxviii in Houston Texas Sunday 01 February 2004
Usa Super Bowl - Feb 2004
I mean, Justin is the one who did the ripping, but he got to laugh it off and do the whole "I'm sorry if you were offended" non-apology, and said, "I was completely embarrassed and just walked off the stage as quickly as I could. I'm frustrated at the whole situation. I'm frustrated that my character is being questioned." WHAT ABOUT HERS, YOU DOUCHENOODLE. I really despised that he didn't stand up for her. And I hope it WAS planned to some degree, because if it wasn't, get your dumb hand off her breast, Justin.
2005
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Paul Mccartney Reacts to the Crowd During His Performance in the Halftime Show of Super Bowl Xxxix at Alltel Stadium in Jacksonville Florida Sunday 06 February 2005
Usa Nfl Super Bowl Xxxix - Feb 2005
Paul McCartney had to follow that up, and presumably was chosen so he could be wholesome as HELL and stand on his own face or whatever.
2006
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JAGGER Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones performs during the halftime show of the Super Bowl XL football game, in Detroit
SUPER BOWL FOOTBALL, DETROIT, USA
And then they doubled down on classics with the Rolling Stones. I rather enjoy the shows that aren't people who you see at every other awards concert already.
2007
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Recording Artist Prince Who Will Perform During the Halftime Show of Super Bowl Xli Performs For the Media at a News Conference in Miami Florida Thursday 01 February 2007 the Chicago Bears Will Face the Indianapolis Colts in the Game That Will Be Played Sunday 04 February 2007 at Dolphins Stadium in Miami
Usa American Footbal Halftime Show Prince - Feb 2007
The best. I retract every other thing I said about whether some songs are too chill for a Super Bowl show, because "Purple Rain" was perfect. Also, can we please acknowledge the number of times his appearance changed? Here, he's all unzipped, with a regular guitar...
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Prince performs during rehearsals before Super Bowl XLI at Pro Player Stadium on in Miami
Super Bowl XLI - Halftime Show Rehearsal, Miami, USA
... and here, he's switched guitars...
Super Bowl XLI - Halftime Show Rehearsal, Miami, USA
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Prince performs during rehearsals before Super Bowl XLI at Pro Player Stadium on in Miami
Super Bowl XLI - Halftime Show Rehearsal, Miami, USA
... but HERE, he has a blue shirt on all of a sudden, and a THIRD kind of guitar...
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Prince Prince performs during the halftime show at the Super Bowl XLI football game at Dolphin Stadium in Miami. For the first full sales week following Prince's death on April 21, 2016, five of his albums were in Billboard's top 10, at Nos. 2, 3, 4, 6 and 7. Only Beyonce's "Lemonade" kept him from the top. Billboard says no artist has had that many albums in the Top 10
Music Prince, Miami, USA
... and now he's in the photonegative suit, and is back to the symbol guitar. I don't know what order any of this happened in, so I should probably look up the performance; in the meantime, I applaud him for keeping me confused via photography.
2008
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Tom Petty Tom Petty plays guitar as Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers perform during the halftime show of the football game between the New York Giants and the New England Patriots at University of Phoenix Stadium, in Glendale, Ariz
Super Bowl Football, Glendale, USA
Oh, man. BOTH Prince and Tom Petty are gone now. I can't.
2009
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Us Singer Bruce Springsteen Performs During the Halftime Show of Super Bowl Xliii at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Florida Usa 01 February 2009 the Arizona Cardinals Are Playing the Pittsburgh Steelers at Raymond James Stadium
Usa American Football Super Bowl - Feb 2009
Thank God we still have Bruce, although we are without Clarence Clemmons, who was still alive at this show. I was at this Super Bowl and it was a FANTASTIC halftime. It felt like this even to those of us who were NOT right up against him on stage.
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Us Singer Bruce Springsteen Performs During the Halftime Show of Super Bowl Xliii at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Florida Usa 01 February 2009 the Arizona Cardinals Are Playing the Pittsburgh Steelers at Raymond James Stadium
Usa American Football Super Bowl - Feb 2009
I miss crowds.
2010: The Who
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Member of the English Band 'The Who' Singer Roger Daltrey Performs During the Super Bowl Xliv Halftime Show Entertainment Press Conference in Miami Florida Usa 04 February 2010 the Nfc Champion New Orleans Saints Will Play Against the Afc Champion Indianapolis Colts in the Super Bowl in Miami Florida on 07 February the who Will Perform During Halftime of Super Bowl United States Miami
Usa Super Bowl Music - Feb 2010
Might as well keep the nostalgia trip going!
2011: Super Bowl XLV
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The Black Eyed Peas perform during the halftime show, apl de ap, Stacy Ferguson, Will I Am, Taboo
Super Bowl XLV American Football, Pittsburgh Steelers V Green Bay Packers, Dallas, Texas, America - 06 Feb 2011
The Black-Eyed Peas took the reins in 2011, with special guests Usher, and Slash. Slash REALLY loves to be a special guest. I was at a show once and the band was like, "We have a special guest," and Kevin said, "The last two concerts I was at, the special guest was Slash," and guess what? It was Slash.
2012
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Us Singer Madonna Performs During the Halftime Show of Super Bowl Xlvi at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis Indiana Usa 05 February 2012 the Super Bowl is Annual Championship of the National Football League United States Indianapolis
Usa American Football Super Bowl Xlvi - Feb 2012
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Us Singer Nicki Minaj Performs During the Halftime Show of Super Bowl Xlvi at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis Indiana Usa 05 February 2012 the Super Bowl is Annual Championship of the National Football League United States Indianapolis
Usa American Football Super Bowl Xlvi - Feb 2012
Nicki is the only one I have a photo of, and it's my favorite. Her face feels... so true, to so many things. I have been that face.
2013
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Beyonce, Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams Beyonce performs with Kelly Rowland, left, and Michelle Williams, right, of Destiny's Child, during the halftime show of the NFL Super Bowl XLVII football game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore Ravens, in New Orleans
Super Bowl Football, New Orleans, USA
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Bruno Mars Bruno Mars, left, performs during the halftime show of the NFL Super Bowl XLVIII football game between the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos, in East Rutherford, N.J
Super Bowl Football, East Rutherford, USA
Yes, that IS Anthony Kiedis coming out to rain on Bruno Mars's moment. Bruno's big-band sense of fun was great. I have never particularly enjoyed what Kiedis serves, but I'm a crank, so. Here's the original post.
2015
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Katy Perry Singer Katy Perry performs during halftime of the NFL Super Bowl XLIX football game in Glendale, Ariz. The dancing sharks that stole some of the spotlight during Perry's Super Bowl halftime show have taken a bite out of an artist's bid to sell small figurines of them
Katy Perry Dancing Sharks, Glendale, USA
Who could forget Left Shark? Certainly not Left Shark. Or Right Shark, for that matter.
Usa American Football Super Bowl - Feb 2015
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Us Singer Katy Perry Performs During the Halftime Show of Super Bowl Xlix Between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks at the University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale Arizona Usa 01 February 2015 United States Glendale
Usa American Football Super Bowl - Feb 2015
Unfortunately for The Tin Men, everyone forgot about them, BECAUSE of Left Shark.
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Us Singer Katy Perry Performs During the Halftime Show of Super Bowl Xlix Between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks at the University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale Arizona Usa 01 February 2015 United States Glendale
Usa American Football Super Bowl - Feb 2015
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Chris Martin
Denver Broncos v Carolina Panthers, Super Bowl 50, American Football, Levi's Stadium, Santa Clara, America - 07 Feb 2016
Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show.
Coldplay brought the usual cheerful leaping to the proceedings, but because this was Super Bowl 50, they amped it up with two fairly major guest appearances...
2016: Super Bowl 50
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Beyonce Knowles, Chris Martin, Bruno Mars
Denver Broncos v Carolina Panthers, Super Bowl 50, American Football, Levi's Stadium, Santa Clara, America - 07 Feb 2016
Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show.
... from Bey and Bruno.
2016: Super Bowl 50
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Beyonce
NFL 2015/16 Superbowl 50 Denver Broncos v Carolina Panthers Levi's Stadium, Santa Clara, America - 07 Feb 2016
NFL Super Bowl 50 Denver Broncos beat the Carolina Panthers. Coldplay with lead singer Chris Martin perform at half time with Beyonce Knowles and Bruno Mars.
Beyonce came out in formation for "Formation," and honestly, it was awesome. That sound you hear is Coldplay's thunder being ripped away.
2017
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Singer Lady Gaga performs during the halftime show of the NFL Super Bowl 51 football game between the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons, in Houston
Patriots Falcons Super Bowl Football, Houston, USA - 05 Feb 2017
Lady Gaga flew in, naturally. [Here's the post.] This is so thoroughly Pink's M.O. to me that I am actually shocked and deeply offended that Pink hasn't done a halftime show. WHERE IS THE LOVE FOR PINK?
2018: Justin Timberlake
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Justin Timberlake performs onstage during the Pepsi Super Bowl LII Halftime Show at US Bank Stadium in Minneapolis, MN
NFL Super Bowl LII, Minneapolis, USA - 04 Feb 2018
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Adam Levine of Maroon 5 performs during the halftime show of Super Bowl LIII between the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia, USA, 03 February 2019.
Super Bowl LIII, Atlanta, USA - 03 Feb 2019
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Singer Shakira performs, during the halftime show at the NFL Super Bowl 54 football game between the San Francisco 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs', in Miami Gardens, Fla
49ers Chiefs Super Bowl Football, Miami Gardens, USA - 02 Feb 2020
AND THEN. Shakira and J.Lo made up for those two eye rolls in a row with a really fun set -- two separate ones, and then a union of them both at the end. Loads more photos here, but basically, Shakira came out and woke the place up...
Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers, Super Bowl LIV, Hard Rock Stadium, Miami USA - {0day} Feb 2020
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Jennifer Lopez performs during the Super Bowl LIV Halftime Show
Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers, Super Bowl LIV, Hard Rock Stadium, Miami USA - {0day} Feb 2020
... and then J.Lo came out and went full J.Lo on SO MANY LEVELS...
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Jennifer Lopez and Emme Maribel Muniz
Super Bowl LIV, Halftime show, Hard Rock Stadium, Miami, USA - 02 Feb 2020
... and even her daughter got to sing, while J.Lo wore a Stars and Stripes cape that had a Puerto Rico flag lining...
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Shakira and Jennifer Lopez
Super Bowl LIV, Halftime show, Hard Rock Stadium, Miami, USA - 02 Feb 2020
And then we PARTIED. Top THAT, Weeknd. You're gonna need the strength of that missing vowel to do it, methinks.