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# Super Bowl LIII
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/super-bowl-liii/
- Published: 2019-02-04T16:45:32.000Z
- Updated: 2019-02-04T17:40:51.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

## Jared Goff

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081976dr-1549269287.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Bazemore/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081976dr) Los Angeles Rams' Jared Goff passes against the New England Patriots during the first half of the NFL Super Bowl 53 football game, in Atlanta Patriots Rams Super Bowl Football, Atlanta, USA - 03 Feb 2019

Before we get too deep into the suits, I need to note that the Rams' kit really aggravated me. The NFC team was technically "home" so they got to choose what jerseys they wore, and they chose these throwbacks rather than their regular colors -- not a move I love, and until now only the Niners have done it in the Super Bowl -- but then ... why are the helmets more of a navy than the rest? I'm sure that's part of the whole throwback bit too, but it wouldn't have made sense to me back then, either. It's as weird as their non-offense.

## JuJu Smith-Schuster

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569eh-1549268326.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569eh) JuJu Smith-Schuster of the Pittsburgh Steelers arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

This, amazingly, is not the first time JuJu has worn a Pizza Hut suit. [He did it at the 2018 draft, too](https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/04/2018-nfl-draft-fashion-pizza-suits-ufo-space-juju-lamar-jackson-gucci-chubb-photos?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), which he was just attending for fun (and I guess profit), given that he was already a Steeler. Do not sleep on the slippers that say JuJu on one and have embroidered pizza on the other.

## Alshon Jeffrey

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569hk-1549268518.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569hk) Alshon Jeffery of the Philadelphia Eagles arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

I have no idea if he was mocking JuJu, but I've decided YES. Also, how many phones does he have in that pocket? Or.. never mind.

## Shaquem Griffin and Shaquill Griffin

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081096ag-1549268206.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Moses Robinson/REX/Shutterstock (10081096ag) Shaquem Griffin and Shaquill Griffin Shaq's Fun House: Big Game Weekend Super Bowl LIII Party, Atlanta, USA - 01 Feb 2019

Yes, they're twins. And yes, their stripes (and Shaquill's kicks, or at least, I assume they were captioned in order and that's him on the right) delight me.

## Akbar Gbajabiamila

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10080919j-1549268189.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Robb Cohen/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10080919j) Akbar Gbajabiamila arrives during the Bud Light Super Bowl Music Fest EA SPORTS BOWL at State Farm Arena, in Atlanta Bud Light Super Bowl Music Fest EA SPORTS BOWL ' Arrivals, Atlanta, USA - 31 Jan 2019

I can hang with this. He looks dapper.

## Christian McCaffrey

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569pp-1549268740.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569pp) Christian McCaffrey arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

That's a pretty sweet ensemble, too. So far so good, gents.

## Nick Chubb

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569qs-1549268798.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569qs) Nick Chubb of the Cleveland Browns arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

This would have looked a thousand times better without the vest in there looking like locked castle gates.

## Derrick Henry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569er-1549268355.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569er) Derrick Henry of the Tennessee Titans arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

I like how unusual that coat is.

## Von Miller

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569ek-1549268344.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569ek) Von Miller of the Denver Broncos arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

Von Miller ALWAYS brings it, but not even he can sell me on the shirts with those non-collars. They look so constricting.

## Baker Mayfield

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081683w-1549269115.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (10081683w) Baker Mayfield NFL Honors After Party, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

It's just the after-party, but still. You don't look dope, you look like A dope.

## Jon Hamm

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081734ae-1549269147.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10081734ae) Jon Hamm DIRECTV Super Saturday Night, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

Listen, Jon. Straighten your tie and then you can make your point.

## Deon Cole

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569ku-1549268584.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569ku) Deon Cole arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

I like that he wore boots with this. They work.

## Antonio Brown

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10080917t-1549268177.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Robb Cohen/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10080917t) Antonio Brown arrives during the Bud Light Super Bowl Music Fest EA SPORTS BOWL at State Farm Arena, in Atlanta Bud Light Super Bowl Music Fest EA SPORTS BOWL ? Arrivals, Atlanta, USA - 31 Jan 2019

I cannot even hazard a guess as to why his lip looks spray-painted.

## Post Malone

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081318n-1549268224.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Robb Cohen/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081318n) Post Malone, Austin Richard Post. Post Malone performs during the Bud Light Super Bowl Music Fest Day 2 at State Farm Arena, in Atlanta Bud Light Super Bowl Music Fest ? Day 2 ? Show, Atlanta, USA - 01 Feb 2019

Is that an homage to the Solo cup?!?

## Jarvis Landry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569gy-1549268430.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569gy) Jarvis Landry of the Cleveland Browns arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

All I've got is that he's a Cleveland Brown now, and their colors are orange and brown, and he was also once a Dolphin (turquoise and white with hints of orange occasionally), so.. maybe... it's... a custom melange?!?

## Stefon Diggs

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569gt-1549268394.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569gt) Stefon Diggs arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

Another outfit that would've looked a lot better with socks. Also, the pants tailoring that seems designed to show just a hint of bare ankle just seems awkward.

## James Conner

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569cw-1549268246.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569cw) James Conner of the Pittsburgh Steelers arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

Blood-tipped shoes are... a choice.

## Saquon Barkley, Odell Beckham Jr

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569dg-1549268276.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Barreras/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569dg) Saquon Barkley, Odell Beckham Jr. Saquon Barkley, left, and Odell Beckham Jr. both of the New York Giants pose backstage at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

I'm not sure any of that truly fits Saquon -- definitely not the pants -- but he's a rookie, so he'll get there. OBJ's enormous beard and turtleneck just somehow make it look like he's in a fancy neck brace.

## Brandon Carr

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569ip-1549268567.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569ip) Brandon Carr, Shatory Campbell. Brandon Carr of the Baltimore Ravens, right and Shatory Campbell arrive at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

I don't understand the patches on here, but if you look at the negative space -- the non-velvet -- it kind of looks like a tribute to ovaries?

## Andrew Luck

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569u-1549269049.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Barreras/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569u) Andrew Luck of the Indianapolis Colts poses backstage at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

Oh, ANDREW. You are such a chipper little goob. That shirt is 100 percent the wrong choice, and I have never understood the beards on you. Does your hair grow back the second you shave it, and so you are forced to give up and simply tame the brush?

## Andrew Luck

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569mr-1549268611.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569mr) Nicole Pechanec, Andrew Luck. Andrew Luck of the Indianapolis Colts, right, and Nicole Pechanec arrive at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

However, his date's dress is FANTASTIC so maybe she can give him some pointers.

## Aaron Rodgers

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569og-1549268649.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569og) Aaron Rodgers arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

"I, too, wish to look like [a Civil War general.](https://twitter.com/captandrewluck?lang=en&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) I'm coming for you, Luck."

## Shannon Sharpe

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569or-1549268722.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569or) Shannon Sharpe arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

I appreciate his pizzazz, but either the shirt or the tie is a step too far, and I THINK it's the shirt.

## Matt Nagy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569py-1549268771.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569py) Coach of the Chicago Bears Matt Nagy accepts the award for AP coach of the year at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

He won Coach of the Year for his work with the Bears and I enjoy that he's holding that like it's a beer mug.

## Alvin Kamara

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569qt-1549268862.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569qt) Alvin Kamara of the New Orleans Saints arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

Prince would have approved.

## David Harbour

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081569re-1549268923.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Abell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081569re) David Harbour arrives at the 8th Annual NFL Honors at The Fox Theatre, in Atlanta 8th Annual NFL Honors, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

A snazzy tie AND an unexpected pocket square. Nice work, Harbour.

## Brandon Michael Hall

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081621az-1549269064.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rick Diamond/Rolling Stone/REX/Shutterstock (10081621az) Brandon Micheal Hall Exclusive - Rolling Stone LIVE: Atlanta’s Big Game Bash presented by Mercedes-Benz USA in partnership with LDV Hospitality, Inside - 02 Feb 2019

That's one way to carry your phone.

## Usain Bolt

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081658e-1549269087.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ryan Kang/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081658e) Usain Bolt is seen on the blue carpet before Super Bowl LIII Music Fest on Super Bowl eve, in Atlanta Super Bowl Concert, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

Objectively the pants are nutty, but the coat and boots somehow tie together to give it a level of polish? It IS really good outerwear.

## Adam Levine

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081982fz-1549269320.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jeff Roberson/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081982fz) Adam Levine of Maroon 5 performs, during halftime of the NFL Super Bowl 53 football game between the Los Angeles Rams and the New England Patriots, in Atlanta Patriots Rams Super Bowl Football, Atlanta, USA - 03 Feb 2019

The halftime show was really bad -- I bear them no ill will, but Maroon 5 is not a dynamic act. Adam Levine's only trick seemed to be stripping on stage. He's got a long coat on here...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081952kw-1549269271.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by LARRY W SMITH/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (10081952kw) Adam Levine of Maroon 5 performs during the halftime show of Super Bowl LIII between the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams during the first half of Super Bowl LIII at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia, USA, 03 February 2019\. Super Bowl LIII, Atlanta, USA - 03 Feb 2019

... and then here it's just the tracksuit jacket, or whatever it is. Which he unzipped for a while before removing it...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081976ft-1549269304.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Mark Humphrey/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10081976ft) Adam Levine of Maroon 5 performs during halftime of the NFL Super Bowl 53 football game between the Los Angeles Rams and the New England Patriots, in Atlanta Patriots Rams Super Bowl Football, Atlanta, USA - 03 Feb 2019

... which left him with this terrible tank top that looks like a welcome mat on clearance at Target... (Note: I wrote that joke last night, and then woke up today to all the pics of it apparently matching a real Target throw pillow. Amazing.)

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081923cc-1549269242.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dave Shopland/BPI/REX/Shutterstock (10081923cc) Adam Levine of Maroon 5 performs during the half-time show Los Angeles Rams v New England Patriots, Super Bowl, Mercedes Benz Stadium, Atlanta, Georgia, USA, 03 Feb 2019

... and which he ditched to go shirtless. That is genuinely the only thing he brought to the party aside from a medley of moderately successful songs. ("Moves Like Jagger" is catchy, I will admit.) Somewhere, Janet Jackson was surely like, "I got blackballed for a half-second of ONE NIPPLE, you guys."

## Conor McGregor

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081952ba-1549269257.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ERIK S LESSER/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (10081952ba) UFC fighter Conor McGregor and his son Conor McGregor jr. on the field prior to Super Bowl LIII between the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia, USA, 03 February 2019\. Super Bowl LIII, Atlanta, USA - 03 Feb 2019

I'm not a particular fan of his, but the matching suit with his little noodle is very sweet.

## Diplo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10082014ac-1549269335.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10082014ac) Diplo Sport's Illustrated 'Saturday Night Lights' Party, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

"SIEGFRIED AND ROY. NEVER FORGET."

## Paul Rudd

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081734ar-1549269229.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10081734ar) Paul Rudd DIRECTV Super Saturday Night, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

"I'm just a humble man, in a humble plain suit, trying to have a humble good time."

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_10081734ao-1549269218.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10081734ao) Paul Rudd DIRECTV Super Saturday Night, Atlanta, USA - 02 Feb 2019

"JUST KIDDING. CHIEFS 2020!!!!!"

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