LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - FEBRUARY 08: Usher attends the Super Bowl LVIII Pregame & Apple Music Super Bowl LVIII Halftime Show press conference at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center on February 08, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for Roc Nation)
Something about this -- the outfit, and possibly the angle -- is making his feet look ENORMOUS. I'm thrilled he has a gold pin on his coat.
Reba McEntire
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - FEBRUARY 08: Reba McEntire speaks during the Super Bowl LVIII Pregame & Apple Music Super Bowl LVIII Halftime Show press conference at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center on February 08, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for Roc Nation)
For some reason I always want to spell her name "McIntyre" which is very wrong, but I just realized that I can remember McENTIRE now because she is ENTIRE-ly the best. I am as proud of this as I was of Shia LaBeowulf (delete the extraneous consonants and his name will be spelled right).
Andra Day
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - FEBRUARY 08: Andra Day attends the Super Bowl LVIII Pregame & Apple Music Super Bowl LVIII Halftime Show press conference at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center on February 08, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for Roc Nation)
The pants work. The shirt looks like it's been told to RESTRAIN her.
Post Malone
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - FEBRUARY 08: Post Malone attends the Super Bowl LVIII Pregame & Apple Music Super Bowl LVIII Halftime Show press conference at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center on February 08, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for Roc Nation)
Wait a minute. Is this a jacket in Eagles colors, but with the Cowboys logo??? Shouldn't that be illegal?
Tichina Arnold, Cedric the Entertainer
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - FEBRUARY 07: Cedric the Entertainer (L) and Tichina Arnold (R) arrive to the 25th Anniversary Super Bowl Soulful Celebration at Pearl Theater at the Palms Casino Resort on February 07, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Aaron J. Thornton/WireImage)
That robe on Tichina is really extra stunning, but whoever told her she should definitely wear stocking with it failed to notice that she didn't use a plural.
Michael Vick
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - FEBRUARY 08: Michael Vick visits with SiriusXM at Super Bowl LVIII on February 08, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM)
Unless you can keep snacks in that hat, PASS ME ON BY.
Lance Bass
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - FEBRUARY 07: Lance Bass attends a “A Night of Pride” with GLAAD and the NFL presented by Smirnoff at Caesars Palace on February 07, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Greg Doherty/Getty Images)
There is a lot of STUFF going on here. I feel like the jacket OR the shirt would have stood out but together I'm overstimulated.
Mickey Guyton
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - FEBRUARY 07: Mickey Guyton arrives at the Super Bowl Soulful Celebration 25th Anniversary at Pearl Theater at the Palms Casino Resort on February 07, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Mindy Small/Getty Images)
She is lovely.
Robin Thicke
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - FEBRUARY 07: Robin Thicke arrives at the Super Bowl Soulful Celebration 25th Anniversary at Pearl Theater at the Palms Casino Resort on February 07, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Mindy Small/Getty Images)
So he's still... going to stuff? I truly think he might be the cheesiest person alive and not in the good-cheese way.
Sam Hartman
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - FEBRUARY 08: Sam Hartman speaks on SiriusXM at Super Bowl LVIII on February 08, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM)
Behold my (Notre Dame's) handsome 35-year old quarterback, who is actually only 24. The ND football Instagram was SO HORNY for this man. They constantly posted candid (or "candid") videos that were really just his hair blowing in the breeze while he smiled. I'm going to miss him and also holy shit he was born two months after I graduated from Notre Dame. HE IS THE HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF HOW LONG AGO THAT WAS.