KYOTO, JAPAN - MARCH 28: Anya Taylor-Joy poses for a photo as Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination present the premiere of "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" at Minamiza Theater on March 28, 2026 in Kyoto, Japan. (Photo by Tomohiro Ohsumi/Getty Images for Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination)
This dress is stunning. The streakiness on her legs appears to be the shadows cast by the skirt and the dangling bits -- I STUDIED that, because at first I thought it was a self-tan catastrophe. I am REALLY curious if that thing flips up like a satellite dish when she sits down.
Brie Larson in Rodarte
KYOTO, JAPAN - MARCH 28: Brie Larson poses for a photo as Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination present the premiere of "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" at Minamiza Theater on March 28, 2026 in Kyoto, Japan. (Photo by Tomohiro Ohsumi/Getty Images for Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination)
She plays Princess Rosalina, and that dress is very much her demure style, and close to the correct color. Rosalina is NOT a brunet, so maybe Brie is doing that for a role? Or just life. It suits her.
Donald Glover
KYOTO, JAPAN - MARCH 28: Donald Glover poses for a photo as Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination present the premiere of "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" at Minamiza Theater on March 28, 2026 in Kyoto, Japan. (Photo by Tomohiro Ohsumi/Getty Images for Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination)
I want a jazzier shirt with this. Sparkly! Bright! Yoshi-colored! WHATEVER! The black and blue doesn't work.
Crisp Rat
KYOTO, JAPAN - MARCH 28: Chris Pratt poses for a photo as Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination present the premiere of "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" at Minamiza Theater on March 28, 2026 in Kyoto, Japan. (Photo by Tomohiro Ohsumi/Getty Images for Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination)
I mean, we all know he's really more of a Wario, but okay.
Jack Black
KYOTO, JAPAN - MARCH 28: Jack Black poses for a photo as Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination present the premiere of "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" at Minamiza Theater on March 28, 2026 in Kyoto, Japan. (Photo by Tomohiro Ohsumi/Getty Images for Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination)
He honestly would've made a groovy Mario. I LOVE that he's in a fiery jacket, because Bowser loves nothing more than fire cannons and lava. I honestly think if you made him choose between that and Princess Peach, he'd stop kidnapping her and cleave to the flames.
Keegan-Michael Key
KYOTO, JAPAN - MARCH 28: Keegan-Michael Key poses for a photo as Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination present the premiere of "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" at Minamiza Theater on March 28, 2026 in Kyoto, Japan. (Photo by Tomohiro Ohsumi/Getty Images for Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination)
I suppose you can't do TWO Toad cosplay outfits in a short span. This milquetoast ensemble might be SPIRITUALLY Toad.
Charlie Day
KYOTO, JAPAN - MARCH 28: Charlie Day poses for a photo as Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination present the premiere of "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" at Minamiza Theater on March 28, 2026 in Kyoto, Japan. (Photo by Tomohiro Ohsumi/Getty Images for Universal Pictures, Nintendo and Illumination)
Waiting for him to show up with a vacuum strapped to his back. (Luigi uses it to suck up ghosts in Luigi's Mansion. I appreciate his commitment to cleanliness AND exorcisms.)
Jack Black, Anya Taylor-Joy, Benny Safdie, Brie Larson, Charlie Day, Keegan-Michael Key and Chris Pratt
SUZUKA, JAPAN - MARCH 29: Jack Black, Anya Taylor-Joy, Benny Safdie, Brie Larson, Charlie Day, Keegan-Michael Key and Chris Pratt in the Ferrari garage prior to the F1 Grand Prix of Japan at Suzuka Circuit on March 29, 2026 in Suzuka, Japan. (Photo by Mark Sutton - Formula 1/Formula 1 via Getty Images)
I cannot imagine a shoe I would want to wear LESS in an F1 garage and pit lane -- and at a whole race -- than what Anya has on. At the VERY least keep your toes safe from unforeseen debris.
