
The jeans and kitten-heel thong sandals also just look like an alien looked at Us Weekly in 2004 and tried to design something based on that.

This says, "They lost my luggage so I just Febreezed what I wore on the plane."

I wonder if he had a blazer he put on later? I'd have tucked in the tank, but this is better even WITHOUT any future jacket situation -- it feels like him, but still looks expensive (well, the pants, anyway).

I never want to return to these little shoes that were so big at Steve Madden in the aughts. Pass! I also don't want to return to denim culottes, and would prefer to avoid a collar that melts down to my elbows, so basically this whole thing can go.
