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# Sure, Okay: Jennifer Lopez
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sure-okay-jennifer-lopez-09-2015/
- Published: 2015-09-28T20:00:16.000Z
- Updated: 2015-09-28T04:41:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

"HOLA LOVERS."

![jennifer lopez](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/09/ffn_gender_un_scp_092515_51860890.jpg "Jennifer Lopez")

"WHAT? I can be SERIOUS. The Lopez has LAYERS. I am not just a big cocktail for eight, served in a bowl the size of Mars with straws and so much fruit and you light it on fire and drink the burn. I am also a mimosa. A bellini. I FIZZ, lovers. You do not always chug The Lopez.

"Oh, but there is one thing:

![jennifer lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_Gender_UN_SCP_092515_51860883.jpg "jennifer lopez")

"I present to you: THIS GUY. You know the one. He is the young person I have dated for many years who is not a nanny AHEM SCUMFLECK I SEE YOU. Because if I cannot offer my body to you, I will shove tight man-pants at the camera instead. That is my solemn promise to you, my lovers, with liberty and justice for all."

\[Photos: Getty\]