Emmy Rossum

Siiiigh. This look. If this was a scene in a movie, it would be Love, Actually, and I would be Andrew Lincoln holding up a sign that says TO ME, YOU ARE PERFECT.

Sofia Boutella

This was a confusing time for me. I was going to complain about how much the haircut ages her, and how the dress seems a little old, and then the Internet told me that Sofia Boutella is NOT a 22-year old but in fact is 35. I don't know why I thought she was so young, but I'm off-balance now and I can't figure out what I thkn of this. Other than loving the fabric, STILL disliking the hair on her, and wishing to see the dress on someone who wouldn't get quite so overshadowed by it.  

Sarah Jessica Parker

This feels like the third sibling of the previous two. Like, Emmy's is probably Meg, and Sofia's is Jo, and this is Beth, who most people forget exists until she gets a fever.

Ava Duvernay

I love Ava, but I don't know about Gold and Rose Gold having this particular affair.

Ruth Wilson

Oh, Ruth. This is both interesting AND pretty. See? You CAN do both.

Zachary Quinto

A strong menswear showing here.

Hailey Baldwin

I can't believe Hailey Baldwin is so high on my list -- has that EVER happened? -- but this skirt is so great, and she looks polished and sophisticated in a way that I actually thought she might be allergic to achieving.

Evan Rachel Wood

She always slays in a suit.

Camilla Belle

Lovely.

Haim

I think, in order of outfit approval, I'm going Left Haim, Right Haim, Middle Haim. For makeup approval? Right Haim, and Right Haim alone.

Armie Hammer

If you told me Armie Hammer leads a double-life as a humanitie professor in France, I would accept it.

Marisa Tomei

I love these stripes on her.

Tessa Thompson

That's a good dress, but I don't know why she is wearing L'Eggs on her arms.

Jess Weixler

Jess recently spoke up about being warned about Harvey early in her career, and thanking the women who sought to protect her. There have been a lot of fingers pointed at women who didn't name names, but it can't be understated that this hasn't been a culture in which women felt protected by anyone EXCEPT other women. And given that women in every industry have always been made to feel expendable, and as if their success is on borrowed time, that is a tall order. Silence doesn't mean women weren't looking out for each other; it just means that for a long-ass time they had to find other ways to be radical with and for each other.

Jessica Chastain

This seems... fine? In my imagination, she started to leave the house in black shoes, caught a glimpse of herself, and said, "No, Chasty. You need foot spirit. DO IT FOR THE JESSICAS."

Jessica Lange

Now we're getting into the "Okay, I guess?" section.

Rashida Jones

I want a do-over on that bodice.

Selma Blair

This whole thing seems to have swiveled on her.

Sistine Rose Stallone

That jacket is great, but do we need the tube top? Are tube tops back? Do we need Fug Nation Loves: Tube Tops? I HOPE NOT. Because I don't think we really do.

January Jones

That big chunky barette looks a bit like her child did her hair. Although, it is not distracting me from marveling anew at how very good her face is.

January Jones

Her outfit, though... we were okay until it got down to what I think of as her Miss Hannigan feet. Because we all know Miss Hannigan was wearing socks with her dress shoes. It was cold in that orphanage.

Priyanka Chopra

And this is last because it feels head-to-toe like something Kirstey Alley would have worn in an 80s rom com. But with slouchy boots.

Bottega Veneta Sponsored The Hammer Gala, So -- Surprise! -- The Guests Wore Bottega Veneta

I was going to use "Everyone Got Hammered This Weekend," but it felt potentially problematic.