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# Susan Fugrandon
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/susan-fugrandon-09-2013/
- Published: 2013-09-20T21:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2013-09-20T23:01:45.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

SUSAN: Hey, Thelma.

GEENA: Hey, Louise.

SUSAN: You look... my GOD, woman, were you always this tall?

GEENA: Yep.

SUSAN: Lucky.

GEENA: I know, right? And... were you always this... doily'd?

SUSAN: Yep.

GEENA: Oh.

SUSAN: I'm just kidding. I have no idea what is happening on my body right now.

GEENA: I was going to say. Your head is outstanding, but from the neck down you look like a third-grade teacher whose class tried to trap her inside snowflakes of homicidal doom.

SUSAN: Well, I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time.

GEENA: But... I mean, are you wearing... a garment, of some kind, that hides your Sarandon? Or is that just a long shirt with... what is happening?

SUSAN: Geena, seriously, I don't know. I play ping-pong now.

GEENA: I see.

SUSAN: And that's a gateway to beer pong, so basically, you're lucky I'm not curled up inside a Solo cup right now.

GEENA: It might be a better fashion statement.

SUSAN: Whatever, Thelma. You are wearing a mud puddle.

GEENA: Have you ever gone as Susan Saran Wrap for Halloween? I just have to ask.

SUSAN: Hop in my car. I have a cliff I'd like to show you.

\[Photo: Getty\]