Gwyneth Paltrow

Team GOOP lost the plot on her head here. Things went SO much better at the Jacquemus show recently. And weirdly it's not THAT different, but somehow it's just... not hanging together here? The dress is slinky and filmy and good; the necklace is huge and unwieldy and I think needs a longer chain.

Barbie Ferreira

Do we think they beaded her stole? If not, then I don't think the outfit here does a great job showcasing whatever the Swarovski part is. Her neck is so cluttered.

Jessica Alba

That necklace looks like it's made of a bunch of a rings. It's nifty, but also, the theme so far is that all these things are really riding high on the neck. It's choke or bust this season, I guess.

Beatrice Grannò

This is hilariously bad. Rarely do we say someone could stand to NAB a bit more, but... she needs to subtract. Like a lot. Maxi-subtraction. The dress also needs a recut.

Madelaine Petsch

"Micro" and "choker" may have been the dress code.

Soo Joo Park

And here, the jewelry IS the bra.

Laura Harrier

This is very sexy, but also could use with one fewer necklace. Less can be more, Swarovski.

Laetitia Casta

Except, of course, for when less is just less.

Sit down at your own peril, milady.

GOOP Showed Up at a Swarovski Event

In sparkly silver.