Princess Sadface
She is CRAZY tall. In a good way. I mean, if I were that tall, I'd live it up. She has an unofficial biographer on the case here, right? Someone who is chronicling all this but also might be on the inside and depositing ever more radical suggestions for how she might get herself out of this mess and into something that actually makes her smile?
Guest
When Bunting Attacks.
Celina Midelfart
THAT is a ballsy slit to wear on a windy night to someone's rehearsal dinner. The Queen may have been scandalized.
Celina Midelfart
SEE? WATCH IT, MIDELFART.
Josephine Zapata Genetay
I have no idea who this is, but she REALLY REALLY wanted to make this night about her. That outfit is farcical. It looks like she sewed an extra clutch purse into her granny panties. I like to think she wore this because she is FEUDING with someone and they said, "You can wear it over MY DEAD BODY," and she replied, "I WILL WEAR IT TO DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE," and then decided to go one better and wear it to dance at someone's rehearsal dinner.
Anna and Manuel of Bavaria
At least Midelfart wasn't the only victim of the wind -- this dress got whipped into a one-legged frenzy also, although at least nobody's midelfarts threatened to pop out of it.
Marie-Chantal of Greece
This is very pretty, although she doesn't seem to be having the best time. Perhaps her salad dressing did not come on the side, as requested.
Crown Vic and Daniel
The top is cool, but the bottom is too sarong-adjacent for me.
Princess Madeleine and Chris O'Neill
She is so, so lovely.
Ellen Dinkelspiel
If I'm not mistaken, both Naomi Watts and Chrissy Teigen wore this. I don't like the bib look of it any better here than I did then.
Stephanie and Guillaume of Luxembourg
She looks nice. Do I want to visit Luxembourg, Stephanie? I almost did it on my backpacking trip, just so I could say I'd done it. And now I regret skipping it a little.
Nikolaos and Tatiana of Greece
I like this, too. It would be interesting on an Oscar red carpet and not just a fancy State dinner red carpet.
King Carl XVI Gustaf & Queen Silvia Of Sweden
I like this TOO. She's showing all those lessers how it's done.