Zazie Beetz

This is very sideboobular. It's almost like her hair IS her necklace.

Maha'la

Those shoes are my nemesis -- I've seen them circulating and I cannot -- but the suit-dress is sort of fun. It's like she won an award at a corporate retreat.

Leslie Mann and Maude Apatow

What HAPPENED. Leslie Mann usually has great taste, but hers looks like it had an accident in her suitcase, and Maude's clearly escaped from the Vanity Fair Oscar Party once it realized it was going to be in a long line of undistinguished sheers.

Lainey Wilson

I like her pants!

Leighton Meester

These colors and/or fabrics are not as intriguing together as perhaps the designer hoped. The skirt kinda looks like an expensive outdoor rug.

Ashley Park

Sure, why not.

Emma Chamberlain

No! Why?!? Do not!!!

Lili Reinhart

She's always had a very angelic look -- probably because we came to know her as Betty on Riverdale and it rubbed off -- but now she's in FORBIDDEN FRUITS and so I guess she's leaning into the dangerous side. Like, all of those belts will come off and be used for mischief.

Alexandra Shipp

This works!

Victoria Pedretti

This doesn't. On several levels. Sincerely, girl, I think your dress is non-functioning.

Lola Tung

Everybody PLEASE put down the lingerie, my god.

Rita Ora

... was she told this was a cruise?

Rita Ora

"I WAS told it was a cruise. I'm enraged."

Avantika

"Does anyone want to MAKE it a cruise? I brought my hat AND a life preserver."

Elizabeth Banks

I assume the blazer is saving this.

Adam Scott

He's been such a jumble lately. Non-complimentary.

Manny Jacinto

I thought we might all need to see his face today.

Britt Lower

Reasonable! Actually, I think it's quite good.

Rhea Seehorn

Oh, no, it's the curse of the putty shoe.

Paul Rudd and Nick Jonas

These two appear to be promoting something together, but look as if they have yet to meet.

Jamie Lee Curtis

That's a lot of buttons, Jamie.

Kathryn Newton

Swap the shawl for a classic denim jacket and it's much easier to appreciate the dress.

Lana Condor

Cross her palm with silver and she'll read yours.

Uma Thurman

This is so boring but admittedly if I were at SXSW, I wouldn't be that eager to put on a cocktail frock either.

Maddie Ziegler

'Tis a dismal checkerboard.

Dakota Fanning

I get where she's going, but the cropped shirt doesn't QUITE work for me.

Danielle Deadwyler

Ah, those are better proportions.

Dakota Fanning

Better, AND it has a spot for her amulet that carries the souls of her enemies.

Kyra and Kevin

They continue to delight me.

Lindsey Normington

Maybe when your last name is "Normington" you instinctively lean out?

Elle Danning

This feels a bit big, a tiny bit long, and like it would be cuter with some oxfords.

Michelle Pfeiffer

This is appropriately sensible.

Poppy Liu

Ooh, that's neat. That could've been a cool Vanity Fair party outfit.

Taylour Paige

On this particular day, everyone seemed flummoxed by the sunlight, photographers included and it makes it seem like it was a million degrees there. That's a perfect dress for if it really is super hella hot out.

Naomi Ackie

She might be, thematically, dressed as the surface of the sun.

Demi Moore

This is fine I guess! Looks comfy except for having to manage the slit.

Keke Palmer

Sheryl Crow wore this 2005 Cavalli to the Grammys, and it wasn't great then, either.

Julia Fox

She looks like she got drunk in Carrie Bradshaw's closet.

Fugs and Fines from South By Southwest

Mostly fugs.