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Nic Cage

AUSTIN, TEXAS - MARCH 10: Nicolas Cage attends the North American premiere of 'The Surfer' during the 2025 SXSW Conference and Festival at ZACH Theatre on March 10, 2025 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Marcus Ingram/Getty Images for The Surfer)

He looks like Fred Armisen doing a new SNL character.

Julia Fox

AUSTIN, TEXAS - MARCH 12: Julia Fox attends the SXSW premiere of "Idiotka" at ZACH Theatre on March 12, 2025 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Nicola Gell/Getty Images)

This appears to be made of a bunch of knotted jacket sleeves. And actually, while don't LIKE it per se, it's creative in a way that I find a lot more charming than most of what she likes to wear.

Daisy Edgar-Jones

AUSTIN, TEXAS - MARCH 13: Daisy Edgar-Jones attends the world premiere of "On Swift Horses' during the 2025 SXSW Conference and Festival at The Paramount Theatre on March 13, 2025 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Marcus Ingram/Getty Images)

Obviously that top is not my cup of tea, but does it at least go with she skirt? No. And did she pair it with the right shoes? Also no.

H.E.R.

AUSTIN, TEXAS - MARCH 10: H.E.R. attends "The Makings Of Curtis Mayfield" world premiere during the 2025 SXSW Conference And Festival at The Paramount Theatre on March 10, 2025 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Tibrina Hobson/Getty Images)

She has great style -- this is snazzy.

Marlee Matlin

AUSTIN, TEXAS - MARCH 11: Marlee Matlin attends the "Marlee Matlin: Not Alone Anymore" World Premiere at The Paramount Theatre on March 11, 2025 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Astrida Valigorsky/Getty Images)

She looks like your favorite drama teacher who just wants Our Town to blow everyone's socks off tonight.

Eiza Gonzalez

AUSTIN, TEXAS - MARCH 11: Eiza González attends the "Ash" world premiere during the 2025 SXSW Conference and Festival at The Paramount Theatre on March 11, 2025 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Tibrina Hobson/Getty Images)

Hmm. I think I'm on board with this EXCEPT for the boots. I want them to be taller, or... not there.

Lauren Ridloff

AUSTIN, TEXAS - MARCH 11: Lauren Ridloff attends the "Marlee Matlin: Not Alone Anymore" World Premiere at The Paramount Theatre on March 11, 2025 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Astrida Valigorsky/Getty Images)

I almost never say this, but a white pump probably would have been the play here.

Matthew McConaughey, Levi Alves McConaughey

AUSTIN, TEXAS - MARCH 10: (L-R) Matthew McConaughey, Levi Alves McConaughey and Camila Alves attend the "The Rivals Of Amziah King" world premiere during the 2025 SXSW Conference and Festival at The Paramount Theatre on March 10, 2025 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Tibrina Hobson/Getty Images)

Wow, their son is a pretty good DNA mix between the two of them -- he MIGHT favor Camila a little? I like his purple shirt; I don't know that he even needed the jacket. The other two look fine. Matthew's sleeve is distracting me.

Cole Sprouse

AUSTIN, TEXAS - MARCH 10: Cole Sprouse attends the "The Rivals Of Amziah King" world premiere during the 2025 SXSW Conference and Festival at The Paramount Theatre on March 10, 2025 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Tibrina Hobson/Getty Images)

Now that he's blond again, I forgot that he was Riverdale Sprouse for a second.

Chloe Fineman

AUSTIN, TEXAS - MARCH 13: Chloe Fineman attends the world premiere of "Summer of 69" during the 2025 SXSW Conference and Festival at The Paramount Theatre on March 13, 2025 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Rick Kern/WireImage)

She is promoting something called "Summer of 69" and I will not accept it unless it's a dramatization of the Bryan Adams song.

Jillian Bell

AUSTIN, TEXAS - MARCH 13: Jillian Bell attends the world premiere of "Summer of 69" during the 2025 SXSW Conference and Festival at The Paramount Theatre on March 13, 2025 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Rick Kern/WireImage)

This dress isn't necessarily washing HER out, but I think it is washing ITSELF out.

Sarah Spain

AUSTIN, TEXAS - MARCH 10: Sarah Spain, winner of the Social Impact Award, poses during the 2025 iHeartPodcast Awards, in partnership with South by Southwest® at ACL Live at the Moody Theater on March 10, 2025 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Daniel Boczarski/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)

She's a sports analyst; I really like her, or at least what I've heard of her. This is cute, and that athletic jacket style is a fun nod to her profession.

Nic Cage Rolled Up to SXSW As The Noted Kook He Is
Would you expect anything less?

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