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Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun

VENICE, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 03: Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun are seen during the 83rd Venice International Film Festival on September 03, 2026 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Luigi Iorio/GC Images)

Sydney and Scooter began the day strolling through Venice, and making out in their gondola, dressed like they're bringing a pie to the church social.

Sydney Sweeney in Armani

VENICE, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 03: Sydney Sweeney attends the Armani Beauty exclusive dinner photocall during the 83rd Venice International Film Festival at Giardini Reali on September 03, 2026 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images for Armani Beauty)

And then BOOM. NIPPLES. Gotta cover the bases, I guess? Now, here, I was torn between two immature jokes: "Or, uncover them, as it were," OR, "I think THIS base is second."

Zazie Beetz

VENICE, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 03: Zazie Beetz attends the Armani Beauty exclusive dinner photocall during the 83rd Venice International Film Festival at Giardini Reali on September 03, 2026 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Carlo Paloni/Getty Images)

I truly don't know why Armani was shooting everyone from a mile away here.

Chase Sui Wonders

VENICE, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 03: Chase Sui Wonders attends the Armani Beauty exclusive dinner photocall during the 83rd Venice International Film Festival at Giardini Reali on September 03, 2026 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images for Armani Beauty)

She's gotten two pretty snoozy outfits from them so far. There's nothing WRONG with them, but it doesn't feel like anyone's most vigorous effort.

Nina Dobrev

VENICE, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 03: Nina Dobrev attends the 2026 Armani Beauty Dinner photocall during the 83rd Venice International Film Festival at Giardini Reali on September 03, 2026 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Carlo Paloni/Getty Images)

That's also dull but she got that necklace to offset it.

Nicholas Galitzine

VENICE, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 03: Nicholas Galitzine attends the 2026 Armani Beauty Dinner photocall during the 83rd Venice International Film Festival at Giardini Reali on September 03, 2026 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Carlo Paloni/Getty Images)

This is clunky and heavy.

Hayes Warner

VENICE, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 03: Hayes Warner attends the Armani Beauty exclusive dinner photocall during the 83rd Venice International Film Festival at Giardini Reali on September 03, 2026 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Carlo Paloni/Getty Images)

Aha, this must be why she's in Venice. I don't think any of these outfits will light the world on fire, but it's functional.

Jonathan Bailey

VENICE, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 03: Jonathan Bailey attends the 2026 Armani Beauty Dinner photocall during the 83rd Venice International Film Festival at Giardini Reali on September 03, 2026 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Carlo Paloni/Getty Images)

This might light SOMETHING on fire. ZING.

Sydney Sweeney Went In Two Very Different Directions in Venice
Sartorially. I don't know what was going on geographically.

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