Also, for what it's worth, I hate all that heavy jewelry. This whole thing feels sort of... tacky in ways I don't think it meant to, or if it did, it failed to convey that sense of whimsy.

At least this has some attitude?

Why would you do this to a person. (The story mentions this moment, which is why I know it's a real block of ice.) Also, I hate those chunky high-heeled slides SO MUCH and really wish they were not having another moment.

This feels like it's approaching a BIT of a sense of humor about the trappings of a photo shoot and how the sausage is made.

I don't even know.

Sydney Sweeney's Variety Cover Feels Like More of the Same

Which I guess MIGHT have been the point?