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# T3 Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/t3-premiere/
- Published: 2020-07-02T15:45:29.000Z
- Updated: 2020-07-02T08:15:59.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

## Michelle Rodriguez in Anand Jon

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/07/shutterstock_editorial_420631bd-1593671461.jpg)

So, yes, in case you're wondering, that is a boob petal you're seeing. Or a nipple flower. Whatever your pleasure. So this outfit is basically... a skirt, with a gossamer drape.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-82175733-1593671335-scaled.jpg)

She fussed and futzed with it in almost every photo, also. And the way the fabric makes a bold return from knee to hem... it is the fashion equivalent of a bartender who can't make a decent martini.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/shutterstock_editorial_420614e-1593671448-scaled.jpg)

In this photo, I thought it was pants, and THAT was a thrill ride.

## Arnold and Maria

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/shutterstock_editorial_420612at-1593671381.jpg)

Arnold is 6'2" but those pants make him look stumpy.

## Kristanna Loken

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/shutterstock_editorial_420612d-1593671420.jpg)

This movie had a female Terminator, played by Kristanna. I am enormously confused by this dress; obviously, when the Rise of the Machines came, none of them were of the sewing variety.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/shutterstock_editorial_420612c-1593671407.jpg)

Her body glitter is a very Eurovision choice. It also reminds me of, yes, Mariah Carey's seminal film, Glitter.

## Vanessa Williams

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-2127357-1593671273-scaled.jpg)

Those are pretty woeful slacks.

## Nick Stahl and Carla Gallo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-2127446-1593671287-scaled.jpg)

I did not remember Carla Gallo going blond. I also didn't know she dated Nick Stahl? But both appear to have happened.

## Kenny G

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-2127477-1593671304-scaled.jpg)

Yes, but has anyone seen Kenny G and SNL's Kyle Mooney in the same room? Just asking.

## Evan Marriott

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-2127729-1593671320-scaled.jpg)

THIS GUY. He was Joe Millionaire, and his show had just finished, and needless to say this is not the woman who 'won' it because of course that did not last. He looks like a dude who would blow all his winnings on a yacht, spend two months bathing in Champagne on it, and then realize life is long and cash is short.

## Djimon Honsou

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-83163193-1593671354-scaled.jpg)

Button-flap pocket! So impractical.

## Gary Sinise and Moira Harris

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/shutterstock_editorial_420612ab-1593671368.jpg)

Lieutenant Dan's suit is a tad large but his wife looks dashing.

## Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/shutterstock_editorial_420612ax-1593671394.jpg)

HARRY. Your wife is in a nightgown and you're dressed like you just got done coaching youth lacrosse. Read the room.

## Erika Christensen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/shutterstock_editorial_420612h-1593671433.jpg)

Sure, fine, this works.

## Kristanna in London

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/shutterstock_editorial_422563i-1593671474.jpg)

For the London premiere, Kristanna went with a vest that's working and a matching skirt that is not.

## Claire Danes

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/shutterstock_editorial_422568g-1593671486.jpg)

But the surprise attendee was Claire Danes... until you Google the movie and realize SHE WAS IN IT. SINCE WHEN????

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