Dear Connie Britton: I love you, and I would love you even if you'd shown up to the Emmys wearing, like, a Members Only jacket repurposed as a skirt and a bowl of fruit on your head like a hat. That being said, I'm REALLY glad
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I don't know, Padma: Great color, but the tulle-covered slit is a bit Liza With A Z to me -- and in the personally-exfoliated-David-Gest's-tonsils way, not the popped-up-in-Arrested Development way. And as much as I enjoy a statement necklace,
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Congratulations to Judd Apatow, purveyor of cinematic amusements and recent graduate of the Thomas Jane School of Why Bother: He graduated with a degree in Oh, Whatever, minoring in I Left My Heart In My Man-Cave and fulfilling a concentration in No Suit Could Possibly Contain Me, Bitches. The
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I am a little sick of the one-shoulder, I admit, but I can't help loving this on Dexter's Jennifer Carpenter: I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because I am all schmoopy because her hubby Michael C. Hall beat cancer; maybe it
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One reason I'm optimistic that The Office will be fine without Steve Carell is how much I like Ellie Kemper. She's a relatively new addition and she's utterly charming on it, so maybe they can churn out a few more fresh characters who are
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NICOLE ARI PARKER: And POSE.BORIS KODJOE: Excuse me?NICOLE: I'm trying something. Could you dip me real fast?BORIS: What for?NICOLE: Fine, lift me then. Maybe hold me horizontally and then spin around in a circle.BORIS: Look, we're at an awards show being
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Well, love her clothes or hate them, Toni Collette's outfits usually give me something to ponder. This one has me ruminating on how an entire society built on horse-drawn carriages and mud roads managed to exist without stain removers, and whether pot pourri was invented to mask
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TY: This is it. This is my moment. If we're ever going to get our vaudeville act off the ground, the time is NOW. I have never been hotter.MRS. TY: Career-wise.TY: Well... yes, but also, aren't I dashing?MRS. TY: Of course, dear.
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Dear Charlotte Ross, Please see my advice vis a vis Ms Heidi Klum and act accordingly. Yours cordially, Jessica
Read moreThe Emmys coverage is coming fast and furious here at GFY, and it's not over yet! However, in case you've missed anything -- there's a LOT of outfits to check out -- here's a handy cheat sheet of all the ladies and gentlemen whose
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SUSAN SARANDON: So, we look awesome. EVA AMURRI: We do look pretty great. SUSAN: I'd normally note that you look a bit Barbie, but you're so not the Barbie Starlet type that I'm actually enjoying this sort of playing against type thing you'
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WHY IS STEPHANIE PRATT AT THE EMMYS? In fairness, she appears to be wondering the same thing. Also, where her pants went.
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I really love this picture: Carrie "Arlene" Preston and Michael "Ben" Emerson are sincerely so cute. All of the shots of them together looked sort of like this one: She's smiling happily, and he just looks like getting to hang out with his wife
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Remember that horror film Prom Night that did pretty well? Apparently there is a sequel: Called Sock Hop, it's set at the funeral of everyone who died in the first one before they even got to slow dance and then lose their virginities. Nobody kicks it in this
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Listen, Emmy people: Always nominate Chloe Sevigny. You want her on your red carpet in something long and froofy and wackadoo, not just at the post-parties in a tiny minidress that shows off her exceptional legs and makes my eyes cross: Leopard print is fine by me; the reason
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