I just want someone to explain to me WHY Daphne Zuniga is at the Oscars: Actually, hold the phone. Do I really care? If I stand for anything is it not that I am fervently in favor of more Melrose Place alums, everywhere? Would I complain if Dr Michael Mancini
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View the gallery Sunrise Coigney is married to Mark Ruffalo, and she might be my new favorite person on the red carpet. To the Globes, she wore a tube top. To both the BAFTAs and the Oscars, she chose a sleeve -- indeed, a Sleeve. Jessica and I may have clapped
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On one hand, I'm pretty sure this is the basically the same dress Xtina wore to the Globes, sans belt. On the other, if there were ever a time to find yourself up against Christina Aguilera in a Who Wore It Best deathmatch in Us Weekly, THIS IS
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View the gallery I don't actually think this dress is fugly -- it was one of the Naeem Khan gowns I pulled for our Oscars speculation slideshow, noting that whoever wore it might need to un-sheerify it a little. Annette definitely did that, but I'm not
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Well, I appreciate the boldness of wearing a pattern. I'm just not sure this FITS, -- in fact, I just asked her boobs and armpits, and they just told me, "WE ARE GOING TO KILL HER TOMORROW" -- and suspect it might be a bit too "The
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Well. This is totally annoying. She looks irritatingly great and not a single thing appears to be on backward. WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE BLOGGERS? Bonus points for apparently wearing a version of The Heart of the Ocean -- you know, the necklace from Titanic, which, to quote Britney Spears,
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I'm guessing there's some kind of 30 Rock career burnish, because I wasn't really a huge Elizabeth Banks person before her stint on that show, but now that she's helping Jack Donaghy procreate I am completely on board. It helps that she&
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Okay, Fug Nation, I need you to weigh in on something very, very important: Namely, is that HER BRA? I'm pretty sure it is. And I'm pretty sure I'm not okay with that. Girl, it's the Oscars. You're adorable. Last
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I mean... sure, okay, whatever. It looks like she was drinking from the chocolate fountain WITH HER MOUTH, but hey, there is a silver lining: I didn't have to be there while she was walking from point A to point Crotch.
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Hey, guys, I'd stick around and write more, but: I've got to find Jimmy Choo-ster Tamara Mellon here before she leaves town. I've got a love spell I need her to cast!
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This photo was a total WTF moment for me the first time I saw it. I'm not loving what the dress is doing to her chest -- and I don't know if that's a random divot or her navel. But what really threw me was
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View the gallery If you, like I, watched the Oscars red carpet and thought, "Where the hell are all the celebrities?", the answer is: going to the parties and not bothering with the ceremony -- in part, I think, because the show axed all of the montages other than
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View the gallery Yet again, the default hue for everyone who wanted color was red. In fact, there was an interesting article in the New York Times before the Oscars about Jennifer Lawrence's stylist, in which she asked the folks at handbag guru Judith Leiber whether they'
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I'm sure the Germans have a word for this. It means, "simultaneously adorable and yet also so predictable that it somehow manages to represent, in but one gown, everything knowable by man or beast of Taylor Swift's awards show wardrobe." Maybe she could write
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My cohort Jessica loves a neck ruffle. So I imagine when she first saw pics like this of Rashida Jones, she got about as excited as a fourteen-year old at a Team Edward convention, or a fifty-four year old at a Clay Aiken concert. And I agree, this
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