View the gallery For someone who, essentially, nobody had ever heard of before Cannes last May, Jessica Chastain is doing a really good job staying composed and keeping it interesting on the red carpet. That said, those are also very watered-down, tactful compliments to cover the fact that I&
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When Thomas Jane popped up on TV last night, I must admit that I screamed at Heather, "OH MY GOD HEATHER HEATHER THOMAS JANE LOOK HEATHER LOOK AT WHAT THOMAS JANE IS WEARING LOOK:" He's straight out of Bonanza, you guys! But don't worry.
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View the gallery Well, if anyone was going to pull it off, it was going to be Charlize. When we saw this on TV, I was bummed out by the washed-out makeup and dull color choice -- but both of those things come off better in photos than they did
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View the gallery So, Michelle Williams is probably going to win the Oscar this year, right? Back when I was recapping Dawson's Creek for Television Without Pity, if you'd told me Jen Lindley would win an Oscar, I would have laughed in your face. On the
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View the gallery The words "Jessica Rabbit" were hurled around on Twitter like dodgeballs in seventh-grade gym -- by us, and by others, both in a complimentary way and as a detraction. Personally, we love this on Reese. Here is someone who historically has come off on the
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View the gallery I just do not understand The Biel. If you're recently engaged, and Us Weekly says it's because your boyfriend just wants to shut you up, why wouldn't you start showing up places looking BLISSFUL and SEXED UP and AMAZING and NEVER
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View the gallery That chest. Ouch. Those things are so repressed they're practically Arthurian peasants. Fortunately for Madonna, the rest of her dress was actually surprisingly cool, but is it enough to overcome the fact that she may have tattooed herself with a bust bruise? And WHAT is
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I know, judging from our Twitter feed, that this is going to be controversial, but I stand by it. I really like this: I LOVE it when someone wears a pattern to an awards show, as evidenced by how much I liked this on Rachel McAdams, and I actually remember
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View the gallery I would say that I want Emma Stone to play me in the movie of my life, but unfortunately, in order for there to be a movie of my life I probably have to invent some kind of Mind-Twitter or kill someone, frame Joan Collins (and
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Can someone please explain to me why Meryl is dressed like Sexy Temple Grandin?
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On first sight, I correctly predicted this would turn out to be Marchesa. Once the go-to designer for diaphanous, girly gowns with precise and pretty detail, it's now synonymous with Crack Explosion/Tacky Mermaid. I also said it looks like a partridge-hunting accident. And, with regrets
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View the gallery I used to be kind of neither here nor there on Claire Danes. YES, I loved My So-Called Life, and I cried when she died in Little Women, but I feel like she went through a long period where all she did was show up places
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View the gallery It figures that the one time Angelina switches it up and goes full Movie Star I Could Kill You With A Bat Of My Eyelashes glam on us, someone else shows up with a similar bodice motif. The dresses themselves aren't a match, but still,
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View the gallery It seems only fitting that our first post in what will be exhaustive/ing Globes coverage is the High Priestess of Fabufuggery. Personally, I unironically and unabashedly love the hell out of this dramatic suit -- I want her to wear it to a wedding at which her
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