Thank you all for voting for the Best and the Worst Dressed at this year's Oscars. With no further ado, congrats shall rain upon Jessica Chastain, who beat out Gywneth "Cape" Paltrow and Octavia Spencer to FINALLY win Best Dressed: As for Worst: It wasn'
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View the gallery Let's do this thing. As always, please find the actual polls after the jump because OMG SO LONG.
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View the gallery This is the part of the week where we feel tapped out, like we've made every comment that could ever exist about any dress, ever, in the history of dresses. And yet there are always pictures left in our lightboxes, the ones we would glance
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I'm concerned about Judy Greer. In all the photos from the Oscars, she shows nary a tooth in any of them. VERY occasionally she smirked, but in almost all the pictures, she was making this face: And Judy Greer -- in my head, and on my TV -- is so
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One of the Conchords has an Oscar! AND he's an acrobatic draw with his finger guns! Now let's work on Jemaine. If we can't get him a statuette, then can they at least start writing the opening song montage? You want your young '
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So CLOSE. SO VERY CLOSE, KAT GRAHAM. We just need to hoist this up a wee tad. Oh, and get you out of those clodhopper shoes. And make the dress look 10% less like it's eating you like a giant, (wo)man-eating snake. THEN WE'RE
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I love Melanie Griffith giving somebody the ol' side-eye up in there. Ladyfriend, you're the one with the bandeau bathing suit tied over your gown. [Photo: Getty]
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Let's see: Do we think Paz Vega is merely brushing away her hair... ... or wiping away the agonized sweat of a lady whose hip is crowning with a newborn Kling-On? [Photo: Getty]
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I'd like to publicly congratulate Janet McTeer: When we were prognosticating the Best/Worst Dressed of the Oscars, I noted that a) she never left the house, and b) never wore a color. Way to go on proving me wrong on both counts, lady, and va-va-va-
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I didn't even notice that I downloaded a picture where she was making this face: I don't know WHY she's making that face, but in my head, it's because she's doing a quick bit wherein she's playing the
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View the gallery Torrey DeVitto here occupies a special place in my heart. Sure, she's on The Vampire Diaries, which is awesome. (She's also married to Paul Wesley, which isn't too shabby either.) And she's in Pretty Little Liars, which is also
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Yes, okay, the slit is high. But, and maybe it's just the way she's standing, it doesn't seem like the dress is too excited about opening the barn doors wide enough that it'll be an issue. So I'm not mad
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Listen, you have to hand it to Malin: She has taken that back harness and she has WORKED IT.
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Every time I see Rashida Jones, I feel the empathy of a woman whose bangs often do not do what she wants them to do. I feel like Rashida, too, often looks in the mirror and says, "what are my bangs doing?" Girl, everyone who's ever
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Well, at least she's going someplace interesting, as opposed to someplace adjacent to Migraine City (which isn't on Google Maps -- you can get there by banging the heel of your hand against your face a hundred times and then giving up and face-planting onto your
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