Well, her face looks good. But... is it just me, or does it look like she got self-conscious about whether her boobs would stay put and had the driver pull over at the nearest Hallmark store?
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File this one under: Pregnancy Weight, Lost. Also: Not Just Cutesy, I am. Cross reference with: Shiny, and Matchy-Matchy (Accessories).
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I know a lot of people think certain fuggery is sacred, but I generally don't -- I mean, MAYBE Joan Collins, at this point, but not Kate Moss, not Helena Bonham Carter, not even SWINTON. And definitely not Gwen Stefani. Especially not now: This looks like a video game
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And they call her....the Widow Kardashian. This fall on E!, tune into The Widow Kardashian and watch as Kim tries desperately to seem like she regrets...you know, like, stuff, and things, and tries to be all serious and shit. Stay glued to your television as she kinda, like,
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Well, regardless of what you think, let's all raise a glass to the sky and thank whatever overlords have yanked Mischa Barton out of her fugmire. But have they dragged her all the way out, or is she, say, 80 percent of the way there, but still kicking
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It's been a very gown-filled week, so my judgment might be faltering, but I might like this? The print, if you can't tell from that distance, is little red mushrooms, which feels whimsical, and the cut (and this hairdo) are flattering. I also think this
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Well, I should hope she changed before this party -- a girl can't mangle some crudite if she's worried the evidence will sully her white Valentino. We liked the Valentino, however controversial that opinion might have been (don't y'all ever like it when
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I have decided that, in order for those of us who pay attention/care about these things, Katy Perry needs to treat her hair color like a mood ring. For example, the blue hair shall henceforth signify that she's still bummed about her divorce: Although I suppose you
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Once upon a time, there was a really, really cute girl who made it her mission to melt my brain. Apron shirt marble window slip silly string mustache smoke. The end. Formal shorts dickey bib bra flaring crotch Waldorf. The score: Goodwin 2, blogger !@^*^$(#*YAFSDFOI P!!. [Photos: Getty]
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First off, I have NO IDEA why Kelly Ripa is at the Oscars: Maybe she's quasi-covering it for Live? Don't get me wrong: I actually quite like Kelly. Our relationship dates back to when we were both terribly young and she was wearing a hideous
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View the gallery In which I groan about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover and wonder why a small ATV ran over Petra Nemcova's face. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Woohoo, we got another one: Nina Dobrev picked this J. Mendel from our gowns slideshow. Well, not FROM our slideshow; she did not, presumably, sit at home with her computer doing her Oscar shopping. But we liked it on the runway, and apparently, so did she and
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Oh my God. Somebody call the CDC. WHAT IF IT'S CONTAGIOUS?
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View the gallery Imagine what this could've been had the designer not run out of cash right after bejeweling her bikini line. Times are tough, man. [Photos: Getty]
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"Why hasn't America embraced me more?" "Is it because my movie hinged upon my character making a ginormous mistake vis a vis paperwork that basically no one who's ever had said paperwork would be dumb enough to make? Perhaps leather will help. IT
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