From the Desk of George Clooney's Manager: "Congratulations, Stacy! Your final duties as George Clooney's Official Girlfriend (Awards Campaigning Model) are almost completed! We congratulate you on wearing a Marchesa gown straight off the runway -- and one that doesn't look like a shower
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View the gallery It's so refreshing when people in this town full-on admit that all the awards show stuff is secretly really cool. And Jean Dujardin's entire aura on Oscar night was of a guy who is having the time of his life (even though
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View the gallery And THIS is how your Oscar gown is supposed to fit.
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When to show up on the red carpet is sort of an art. If you're not the focus of the show but you are pretty sure you're going to knock someone's pants off, it's a good idea to show up early, because
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View the gallery You guys know I am not a huge Natalie Portman fan. So you know my judgement here is not marred by misguided love for her. In fact, I don't particularly like her, period -- although I did feel bad for her (and the world) when we
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View the gallery Is it possible to fug and fab the same dress at the same time? Because while the back of this dress totally worked for me, the front is a very glittery monster movie. About dancing. Call it Stomp The Graveyard. [Photos: Getty and WENN]
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Oh, madame: You are so much prettier than this. Is this punishment because we keep yapping about how much we love a redhead in green? It is, isn't it? I'm so sorry. I never meant to do this to you.
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Call this one the Battle of the Bobs, or the Case of the Wet-Look Black Sequined Dresses, although frankly that last one sounds way more boring. It's like the sequel to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, if that movie were about accessories. Anyway, let's
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When I heard that Shailene was wearing white, I believe I tweeted something along the lines of, "BORED NOW." However! As anyone who reads us knows, I am completely fickle and this is no exception. I totally dig this: I don't know, there's just
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I love you Viola, but I don't know if this worked. THE PROS: The hair is great! The color of this dress is great! And it looks much better in photos that it did on the red carpet. THE CONS: It goes crazy at the bottom, like it&
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Globes: beige. SAGs: beige. Oscars: beige. I guess if consistency was key, Kristen Wiig would be the Keymaster, and her spirit would end up in Rick Moranis's body at some point. If he suddenly refuses to leave the house in anything that isn't the color of
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View the gallery It's always good news when your outfit inadvertently matches your award. I don't think there's anyway she planned that, given that she seemed sincerely stunned by her win -- as were we, honestly. Viola, I had my money on you.
View GalleryAs always, Heather and I picked some of the most noteworthy looks from last night's Oscar shenanigans. For example: "But can we just remind you that the woman wore a banana clip to the Golden Globes? So we're thrilled to note that she showed up
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Lord knows I love this actress, and I LOVE that she wore a dress that nips in at the waist. So many people make the mistake of taking curvier ladies and sticking them in tents, as if they're campers and not celebrated talents. But the sleeves here are
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View the gallery I do love that Michelle Williams and Busy Philipps are best friends. It makes sense to me that Michelle is taking Busy with her to all these events. If you're not seriously dating someone, why not bring your best friend to the Oscars with you?
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