View the gallery Like or hate their dresses, at least they're funny. In the long term, that'll serve them better than having worn that good dress that one time. (Translation: love them both, leaning in the other direction on the outfits. Let's take a
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I mean, sure. Her face is great, if you're into that kind of thing. (This is where I confess that I have never really felt the Natalie Portman thing. I mean, she is objectively pretty, but she has never inspired any real EMOTION in me. I think she
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I love me some Octavia Spencer, and I LOVE that she's bringing random friends as dates to these events -- first Josh Sussman, with whom she was on Wizards of Waverly Place, and now Cougar Town's Josh Hopkins, who she's known apparently for years. (Octavia
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What the heck was in the Secondary Character Watercooler over at Glee? This is what you'd get if Jessica McClintock had designed Julia Roberts' dress from Pretty Woman. With an assist from Playtex: And, I suspect, the 3M Corporation. If that's not at least 40
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View the gallery I'd like to just say that while I had some issues with Bridesmaids -- namely that a lot of the stuff Kristen Wiig's character did was totally jerky and selfish -- NONE of them were with Melissa McCarthy here, who was so freaking great in
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This is not Kaley Cuoco's fault, necessarily; I think she just has bad timing. First, at the People's Choice Awards, she helped me realize that topknots and I are currently feuding. And now, at the SAGs, as the latest in a glut including Jaime King and
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I am worried about SWINTON: This is so staid. Almost NORMAL. Even...BORING. Where is the delicious wacktacularity, the delightful weirdness, the glorious Bowie-esque bad-assery we've come to expect from SWINTON? She looks less like SWINTON and more like swinton. I'm seriously concerned. Can
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View the gallery Yellow owned the Globes; on this night, nary a sunshine-hued frock showed itself, replaced instead by a bevy of deep pinks and purples straight out of my tooth-rotting seventh-grade candy fetishes. Which isn't a bad thing. Seriously, Nerds were the best. I
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Why is this happening? Is it because I stopped watching Glee? Are you trying to TORTURE ME into watching it again? Because this...wait. No. Nothing will make me watch Glee again -- recently, one of our readers compared quitting Glee to seeing the ocean for the first time, and it&
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I'm not going to lie: I primarily threw these two in together because the idea of them in some kind of fight TO THE PAIN gives me the giggles. But they did both wear black with tulle, so it's not TOTALLY random. Let' start with
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This one makes me so sad. Amber Riley is SO much cuter than this, and she looked great at the Golden Globes - in fact, she looks great USUALLY. Remember this? So can we all just look away from her giant boob bow -- better, I suppose, on her boobs than her
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View the gallery In the grand tradition of Starlets Busting Out Bold Patterns at the SAG Awards -- which may only have started last year, with Mila and Hailee, but whatever -- Ms. Shailene "I Hate You, Albert Nobbs" Woodley turned up on the red carpet in big, bold flowers.
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You know how sometimes you'll be dating someone and you REALLY like them and you just keep thinking, "dear God, please don't let him be [DEALBREAKER]," because you know you'll have to break it off if they're [a Scientologist/a
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For a ssecond I thought I liked the bob on Rose Byrne; then I decided it might be too heavy for her face. But then, my best friend when I was five had essentially this haircut -- or else, she did in my fuzzy memories of that age -- so I think
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View the gallery The color on this might be my favorite thing that happened all night.
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