In the immortal words of recording legend Tiffany: It could have been so beautiful. And in the immortal words of The Bible, thou shalt not garb thy boobs in a dickey-bib, for they are not vigilante crime-fighters. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery This is SO what happens when Kate Mara wanders over to Rooney's and asks her if she has something to wear to the Emmys. I know it's wacky, but here's my deep dark secret: I kind of like it.
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This is a decent example of how far a smile can get you. This was the first photo I saw of this, and I was like, "Oh, Girls, NO." She's all Michael Stipe with her eye makeup, and the dress seems overwhelming and makes her head
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When we saw Kerry Washington at Fashion Week, I turned to Heather and said, "I think she's pregnant." She was wearing a very bump-friendly frock, and nothing she's worn since has done anything to change my mind, including this number. This is nothing
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I don't feel like January Jones tried very hard with this. Not that we always love her taste, but January Jones does usually have a consistently edgy point of view. But the only attitude on display here is her implied boredom. There's nothing fresh or fun
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View the gallery I love her, and I enjoyed reading the profile of her in The New Yorker a couple of weeks ago, and I would like to applaud her for wearing lipstick on a night when so few women did. And ergo I am distraught that at least four
View GalleryPlease join us for the red carpet live-blog extravaganza over at Vulture! Do it. We're waiting for you. Get on over there. Go. GO!
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