With all due respect to Natasha, without whom we would have had no theme song to The Hills, and therefore would never have known when we were supposed to be communicating with people only via wordless, meaningful glances, how is she still getting invited to stuff? I presume it'
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View the gallery It's not that this isn't pretty -- it is. But I just don't have anything to say about it. There's nothing to say. It is the kind of dress that begs, "If you're not going to get
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View the gallery The thing about Taylor is, she never really looks bad; she just looks repetitive, or just sort of there. And my ability to get past it depends on things like, oh, how hungry I am, or whether I've just listened to one of her better
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Florence here seemed STOKED to lose to Kelly Clarkson last night, and that was very endearing. Anyone who loves Kelly is okay by me -- and, frankly, are there two women singing today who create better Belt It Out In The Car Music than the two of them? NO. And I
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Well, because I believe in what Hot Neighbor Wade of Hart of Dixie calls "the compliment sandwich" -- in other words, when you're telling someone something they don't want to hear, stick it between two compliments -- I will be begin by noting that it pleases
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View the gallery Kimbra here is the woman in Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know," and the two of them were totally charming when they won their Grammy last night. I think they were more excited about meeting Prince, who presented their award, than anything,
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View the gallery I celebrate you, Kelly. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Man. She melts your heart, and then she steps on it. [Photos: Getty]
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I am not even being snarky, but can someone tell me what Ashanti has been DOING the last couple of years? Obviously, I do not want her to go away -- WE CAN'T LOSE THIS MAJESTIC CREATURE -- but I just want to know. I mean, sure: It takes a
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View the gallery Katy Perry read CBS's wardrobe guidelines and realized that while they forbade under- and side-boob, no one said she couldn't whip out plenty of TOP boob. She also bought out: John Mayer in velvet, her friend (?) Allison Williams, and a whole bunch
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View the gallery Let's see: CBS tried to ban sideboob and underboob at the Grammys. So the question is, when exactly does overboob become underboob? Is this... what, a five-yard penalty? Or is it the kind of intentional underboob that should get fifteen yards and an automatic
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I'm torn on this one -- thrilled that it's not her standard basic boring black, and loving the brightness and fun of it all... And yet, something in her face tells me Adele expected to ride ON the magic carpet to the Grammys, not ride IN it.
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