Oscars Well Played, Adele
View the gallery I have major Hair and Lipstick Envy when it comes to Adele. And Voice Envy, but I assume that goes without saying. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I have major Hair and Lipstick Envy when it comes to Adele. And Voice Envy, but I assume that goes without saying. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery So it turns out we haven't covered Jacki Weaver much this season. Which is to say, AT ALL. How did that happen? I'm sorry, Jacki. I hate it when we fight. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery Two women who will never be mentioned in the same sentence again, unless it's "Helena Bonham Carter drove her car through the front door of Sarah Silverman's house this weekend, in a bizarre traffic accident the British legend blamed on forgetting which
View GalleryView the gallery Right when Shirley Bassey started singing, "GooooooldFINGAHHHHHH," I turned to Jessica and said, "She's not performing this song. She is PERFORMING this SONG." [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery This must have been a weird couple of months for Quvenzhané Wallis. It's hard to say how much a nine-year old absorbs from an experience like this, if only because when you're little, sometimes things that are mind-boggling for an adult
View GalleryView the gallery You know, Cheno did a pretty good job with her hosting duties for ABC. She managed to be enthusiastic, conversational, spontaneous, and also real, like when she kept falling out of her heels and eventually gave up and took them off completely. She's a little
View GalleryY'all know I love a pattern on a formal gown: I'm just not entirely convinced this pattern is the key to my heart. I'm pretty sure I spied it most recently on a Barbie doll. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreView the gallery Sometimes I wonder if Helen Hunt sits at home pricking the larynx of her Anne Hathaway voodoo doll, muttering, "I was NAKED for WEEKS ON END, and it had to be the same year you cut your hair and ate oatmeal squares and did a one-
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Between this and her Emmys dress -- which, as you know, I loved -- I feel like Leslie Mann has decided she is ONLY going to dress like she's throwing a Palm Springs Pool Party. And because I too wish I were always at a Palm Springs Pool Party, I
Read moreI enjoy Judy Greer in pretty much everything she's ever done. Except for this. She looks like a meditation-through-art therapist at a senior center who threw this on at the last minute, because she forgot about Clyde and Mary-Mae's special Valentine's
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Insert my usual whinging about how she never smiles ever -- THIS IS NOT A PHOTOSHOOT WHERE YOU NEED TO BE SERVING SAD ANGEL REALNESS - and add to it a comment that her makeup artist has possibly lost her mind: And then make a note that I love this dress deeply
Read moreI just realized that Jane Fonda is wearing, on her dress, the garment version of Heidi Klum's jewelry. However, Jane Fonda looks classy and elegant and frankly totally bangin', whereas Heidi looked like a gilded boob clown. Game, set, and match to the legacy. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreView the gallery I kind of love these two as friends. They always look like they're having fun together. I just hope that Demi Lovato isn't feeling left out, wherever she is. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery This Marchesa is the one that a little girl sitting next to us at Fashion Week SQUEALED over during the show. And in fact, when we wrote up that show, I said ,"I would love for someone to wear this to an awards show, just... to
View GalleryView the gallery And this doesn't even include the ones we've already covered -- Kim Kardashian, Charlize, Jennifer Lawrence (well, her back, anyway). It was a bridal kind of night, albeit in some cases (okay, really mainly one), slightly more Hussy Bridal than is usual. [Photos: Getty]
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