No need for a run-off this year. Behold your best dressed, in a landslide, getting nearly double what even her closest competitor rustled up: And taking home worst -- although Zoe Saldana fought the good fight, taking a close second -- is.....drum roll: At least she has allllll that material
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View the gallery And now, the worst. Looking back at it, if the Emmys were boring and uninspiring, the Globes actually turned out fairly well. Some of these are bad, and some of them are worse, but we're not drowning in horrors. It's a nice change.
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View the gallery As I have noted previously, we now vote on a narrowed down selection of individuals so as not to have your head (and, really, mine) explode. As I said circa last year's Met Gala, that selection of individuals is chosen using a complex algorithm of
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View the gallery A Fug National pointed out that finger guns should count as an accessory. That person is wise. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery That bodice is an unforgivable curse. If this were Harry Potter, there would be a verboten spell that does exactly that to the top of your enemy's outfit. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I"m really sorry if some of these turn out to be black. Between camera flashes and my computer's occasionally unreliable settings and my own tired eyes, I don't know what's what anymore. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I've heard June Squibb is hilarious and great in Nebraska, and I'm looking forward to seeing it someday when I am not drowning in all the typing I need to do. So, next August, optimistically. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Or at least, extra Johnny Depp. "Bonus" implies you're going to like it, and I'm not sure how accurate that is. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It's a shame these two are so hideous and not at all genetically blessed. [Photos: Getty]
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I had a really weird brain fart the other day in which I read "Edie Falco" was nominated for Nurse Jackie, and my brain responded, "I didn't know Edie McClurg was on Nurse Jackie!" Strange, but at least it sent me down a pleasant
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I'm looking forward to the day La Steinfeld returns to the shows as a nominee. In the meantime: This makes me nuts. Someone went to all that trouble to make a dress that was at least trying something, even if part of that involved popped shoulder seams... and
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Ashley Madekwe is lucky her character on Revenge was such a hot professional mess, because that show is a grim professional mess and at this point I think it's better for everyone involved to be out of there -- except for Gabriel Mann and Justin Hartley, who are doing
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Chloe here is on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Unfortunately, I'm not sure this S.H.I.E.L.D. is going to be very effective. Perhaps she should try one that's not so porous. Also, I accidentally typed the show name as
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View the gallery It was a strange thing seeing only one Modern Family acting nod, but at the same time, a delight -- the Hollywood Foreign Press Association may be full of crazy people, and nominations or wins may be for sale, but at least it isn't afraid to
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Oh, girl. Between the bangs and the lipstick, this outfit never stood a chance. Clown College didn't need a Prom. [Photo: Getty]
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