Let's not mince words: I call bullshit on this. There is NO WAY anyone associated with this malevolent piece of sewing intended for it to be taken seriously, right? There is NO WAY anyone associated with acquiring this inept cocktail intended for the consumption of it to be
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View the gallery Personally, I think more people need to wear purple more often. It's almost always at least striking, even if it doesn't always reach the heights of Jessica Chastain in Givenchy at Cannes. [Photos: Getty]
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How can it be that Kim Kardshian may have the best lipstick game in town? That is a gorgeous shade, perfect with her hair, and meticulously amazing with that Celia Kritharioti dress -- which itself is lovely on her. She tried going glam last year and it ended up too costumey,
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View the gallery I do think that a lot of these women sometimes think, "hmm, I'm going to the Oscars. Maybe I'll DRESS LIKE ONE!" [Photos: Getty]
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These two both killed it this year, in similar enough patterns that I've decided to be heinously cruel about it and make you choose. Let's start with Patricia Clarkson: This is so good. SO good. The pattern is fabulous. It's a combination of gleaming
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Why are there TWO dresses at this party with thigh details? By which I mean, the thigh IS the detail: That might have been so pretty if it weren't suffering continental drift. [Photo: Getty]
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Oh, Hudge. She is so cute, but that thing looks like an infomercial wherein they throw all manner of things at a ball gown and are about to prove it can wipe clean with a sponge. This is for all you Carrie Diaries fans out there: One of TV'
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View the gallery Did anyone watch Tara and Johnny do their post-Oscars thing on Access Hollywood this week? I confess that I forgot, but I also am not entirely sure what day it is today. (Wednesday?) Let's take a look at what they -- and some of their
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Her head looks as good as it ever has, but the rest of it is too strong for her. I wish it were a better-fitted minidress, or something. This is a pretty youthful print being turned into a dated-looking dress. I feel like she's about to
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Rumer Willis: actress, occasional singer, full-time celebuspawn... ... animal chew toy? [Photo: Getty]
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I think Meryl may take this one. She looked classy, lovely, and like she had a blast. I think that might be because she knew there was no chance she'd win. I had been trying to explain her performance in August: Osage County to Jessica, but the clips
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The puzzle theme here made me unaccountably happy. I just love a jigsaw -- this kind, not the kind people use to build things, or torture people in horrible movies, although one of those is probably fun too as long as it's not being used unkindly. Be pleasant with
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View the gallery All of whom are angling to steal away the honorific of The Widow. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In his preview of the show in which this dress appeared, OdlR referred to this as "dot-calm," and I liked that pun. I also still feel that it's apt: this is the most relaxing exhale on a warm spring day, the kind
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Jenny Packham is having a good Oscars outing. Leslie here, plus Julie Delpy and Elizabeth Banks all went for her, and they all looked, if not uniformly AWESOME, certainly not objectionable. And Leslie Mann looks -- I think -- really great in this: She traditionally LOVES a color, and we all know
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