Oscars Fug or Fab: Naomi Watts in Armani Prive
View the gallery I've never said these words before but: I might have preferred the side-boob. [Photos: INF]
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View the gallery I've never said these words before but: I might have preferred the side-boob. [Photos: INF]
View GalleryView the gallery "Hey guys! Didn't think highly enough of Cake, eh? Well, take THIS cake. Yeah, that's right. I'm talking about my genitals." [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery This is like a foxy, formal suit of armor. Laura Dern's partnership with Ilaria Urbinati has worked out well for all involved. Including us. [Photos: INF,
View GalleryView the gallery I had hoped fleetingly that she was just in her pupal stage, preparing to hatch out of one skin and into a better one she'd grown underneath it. Sadly, the Oscars are only ever that dramatic in my head. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery This dress was a different color in nearly every shot that I saw. I THINK it was a silver, but in certain shots it almost looks lavender. I think I wish it WERE lavender. As it is, while I adore the princess aspect of it -- why not
View GalleryIt just must be so bizarre to get all trussed up and do every single red carpet interview, even knowing -- and knowing we know that you know, and that you know we know you know -- that you are not going to win. It could be a total relief, but isn&
Read moreView the gallery words* *As I wrote this, I literally thought, "Jessica. DO NOT FORGET TO GO BACK IN AND WRITE YOUR INTRO." Here we are, ladies and gentleman. I shall fire myself presently. Anyway. I liked this! [Photos: INF]
View GalleryLet's just take in this glamorous view of Rita Ora: We will see more of this gown in a minute, but let's just appreciate the chic sleekness of the back. The hourglass-y silhouette. The grace and the color and that eternity of a train. And
Read moreAs ever, we worked up a piece for Cosmo outlining the best, worst, and most noteworthy looks from last night's Oscars. For example: Kerry Washington herself noted that she felt a little bit like Olivia Pope in this very pale blush frock. But considering that we've
Read moreView the gallery As ever, her face is show-stopping -- Lancome was genius to snap her up for a beauty contract -- but I just wish this dress were better. I think if it hadn't had any of the pearls on it, I might have really like it. It
View GalleryView the gallery "HOLA LOVERS. Another award show, another person who makes my cheeks flame with all of the rage. Yawn." [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery I think I might be alone in liking this. I am not even sure I'm totally with myself in liking it. I literally change my mind from slide to slide. What do you think? [Photos: INF, Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery I wish she could've just sidestepped her way through the night, so I'd never known what the back looked like. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
View GalleryThis is VERY SATISFYING to me: I'm never going to love matchy-matchy shoes, but other than that, I think she looks utterly stellar in this. After an awards season that brought with it true horrors on her body, it's nice to see her looking so
Read moreView the gallery My whole theory on this awards season was that Julianne, knowing it was one long victory lap, changed up her routine so as not to mess it up. While she may not have done that, exactly, I do think she accidentally wore her Oscars dress to the
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